Orc Heist P

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<<set $Location to "Bar Bathroom">> <<set $Treasure to 37>> <<set $Orcs to 4>> <<set $SpellsUsed to 3>> <<set $CurrentScreen to "Setup">> <<set $Status to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/drcy5flakggo5n3/DrunkIconHeist.png?dl=1" >> [[Walking Screen Test]] [[RacePick]] [[Results Screen]] [[InventoryScreen]] [[NotesScreen]]

You are in the <<print $Location>>. What will you do? CURRENT STATUS:[img[$Status]]

!You did it! <<timed 2s t8n>> Treasure nabbed:<</timed>><<timed 3s t8n>> $Treasure G!<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>> Orcs Banged:<</timed>><<timed 6s t8n>> $Orcs Orcs!<</timed>> <<timed 8s t8n>> Spells Used:<</timed>><<timed 9s t8n>> $SpellsUsed Spells!<</timed>> <<timed 11s t8n>> Time Taken:<</timed>><<timed 12s t8n>> <<print turns()>> Turns!<</timed>> <<timed 14s t8n>> Ranking:<</timed>><<timed 18s t8n>> Speed Demon!!!<</timed>>

Wolves make great bards because of their free spirit and loyalty to their comrades. By picking a wolf your hearing will be much stronger than others, thanks to your large ears. Because of this when examining an area you pick up sounds others won't notice. Do you want to be a wolf? [[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Wolf"]] [[No|RacePick]]

Humans make great bards because of their resourcefulness and adaptability. By picking a human your sense of your surroundings will be much stronger, as well as your knowledge of common tricks and traps. You are much more likely to notice a trapped door or object as a human. Do you want to be a human? [[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Human"]] [[No|RacePick]]

Dwarves make great bards because of their dedication and love of fine drink. By picking a dwarf you inherit a trait common to all dwarves due to their ancestry in the toxic bogs. Even dwarves in the crowded cities find it easy for their bodies to process ingested poisons. Because of this, as a dwarf you cannot get the "Drunk" status. Do you want to be a dwarf? [[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Dwarf"]] [[No|RacePick]]

Minotaurs make great bards because of their boisterous personalities and love of theatrics. By picking a minotaur, your body and will are much stronger than others. Because of your body and mind of steel and your warm heart, you are incapable of getting the "Cursed" status. Do you want to be a minotaur? [[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Minotaur"]] [[No|RacePick]]

Hawks make great bards because of their natural gift for song and graceful movement. By picking a hawk, your eyesight will be much stronger than others, as well as your ability to tell even the smallest difference between colors. Because of this whenever you examine an area you'll pick up sights others will miss, leading to additional clues and options. Do you want to be a hawk? [[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Hawk"]] [[No|RacePick]]

Devils make great bards because of their great memory and their ease at stirring emotions. By picking a devil you will be in complete control of yourself and always have a clear head. Because of this you will never get the "Horny" status. (You can still get sex scenes though, don't worry!) Do you want to be a devil? [[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Devil"]] [[No|RacePick]]

Unicorns make great bards because of their majestic nature and their powerful frame. By picking a unicorn you will be much more sensitive to magic, to the point of being able to pick up traces of it left behind. When examining an area, you'll be able to tell if there's magic at work. Do you want to be a unicorn? [[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Unicorn"]] [[No|RacePick]]

Tanuki make great bards because of love of tricks and jovial nature. By picking a tanuki, you'll be much better at haggling and money in general, thanks to finances being something all tanuki learn. All items bought will cost less. Do you want to be a tanuki? [[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Tanuki"]] [[No|RacePick]]

You're a bard, a traveller versed in stories, trickery, and magic. It's no secret that most bards enjoy the finer things in life. Food, drink, entertainment, leisure... All things bards enjoy! <<set $Status to "Normal">><<set $Treasure to 10>> But you're running low on funds. The 10 G in your pocket is all the money you have left. Seeing you freak out, a friend lets you in on a scheme to make both of you rich... [[Next=>|Begin2]]

Lizards make great bards because of their cunning and devotion to the arts. By picking a lizard, your sense of smell becomes much sharper than others, thanks to your ability to taste the air. When you explore a room you'll notice scents that other races would never pick up, leading to additional clues and paths. Do you want to be a lizard? [[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Lizard"]] [[No|RacePick]]

!Inventory <<if $SeenStrengthHerb is 1>>[[Strength Herb|Strength Herb Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>> <<if $SeenHeadyPerfume is 1>>[[Heady Perfume|Heady Perfume Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>> <<if $SeenPepperPowder is 1>>[[Pepper Powder|Pepper Powder Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>> <<if $SeenClothScrap is 1>>[[Scrap of Cloth|Cloth Scrap Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>> <<if $SeenMagicRope is 1>>[[Magic Rope|Magic Rope Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>> <<if $SeenPepperPowder is 1>>[[Pepper Powder|Pepper Powder Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>> <<if $SeenPepperPowder is 1>>[[Pepper Powder|Pepper Powder Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>> <<if $SeenPepperPowder is 1>>[[Pepper Powder|Pepper Powder Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>> <<link "Go Back" $CurrentScreen>><</link>>

!Notes <<if $FlyerNote is 1>>[[Tunnels Flyer|Tunnel Flyer Notes]]<<else>>?????<</if>> <<if $OldManRumor is 1>>[[Old Man Rumor|Old Man Rumor Notes]]<<else>>?????<</if>> <<if $WaterwayRumor is 1>>[[Waterway Rumor|Waterway Rumor Notes]]<<else>>?????<</if>> <<if $BarRumor is 1>>[[Bar Rumor|Bar Rumor Notes]]<<else>>?????<</if>> <<if $ResortRumor is 1>>[[Resort Rumor|Resort Rumor Notes]]<<else>>?????<</if>> ????? ????? ????? <<link "Go Back" $CurrentScreen>><</link>>

!Strength Herb A strong smelling mystical herb. If you have one, it cures status effects once and is then used up. [[Go Back|InventoryScreen]]

!Heady Perfume A thick perfume that can cover up any kind of scent with an overwhelming flowery smell. Apparently it smells like fresh cut spring flowers strewn across a babbling brook, with a hint of lemon. [[Go Back|InventoryScreen]]

!Pepper Powder The powdered form of a rare extremely spicy pepper. Gives any dish an undeniably powerful kick! [[Go Back|InventoryScreen]]

!The Great Orc Heist <<cacheaudio "Temple" "https://www.dropbox.com/s/rpstzzwoiznw7xc/The%20Ancient%20Ones.mp3?dl=1">><<cacheaudio "TitleResults" "https://www.dropbox.com/s/eezsdbgbropeby2/Bubble%20Butt.mp3?dl=1">><<cacheaudio "City" "https://www.dropbox.com/s/mujrjfycwzfzrtd/Orc%20Strut.mp3?dl=1">><<cacheaudio "Tunnels" "https://www.dropbox.com/s/bwxgo7lskhz61cc/Back%20on%20Top.mp3?dl=1">><<cacheaudio "SexScene" "https://www.dropbox.com/s/3cnxy8yscona2yr/Get%20Your%20Fuck%20On.mp3?dl=1">><<cacheaudio "Castle" "https://www.dropbox.com/s/9gmzxzvre0aobnm/Slow%20Push.mp3?dl=1">><<cacheaudio "Pirates" "https://www.dropbox.com/s/wcy3e6fon4amkkq/Rubber%20Ghosts.mp3?dl=1">><<set $ItemsIcon to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/8d562afp6n756kq/InventoryIcon.png?dl=1">><<set $NotesIcon to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/vmnylncym7tlfr4/Notes%20Button.png?dl=1">> <<set $ChatIcon to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/3zggtdmyztue8mt/Talk%20Button.png?dl=1">> <<set $ExamineIcon to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/hacf11feafqnl9q/ExamineButton.png?dl=1">><<set $SaveIcon to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/ifxwcbm8c0dwctz/Save%20Button.png?dl=1">><<set $LoadIcon to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/rumtbhupurgxgzx/Load%20Button.png?dl=1">><<set $ChatScreen to "GameStart">><<set $ExamineScreen to "GameStart">> <<set $Up to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/xc3jyk6uikml56q/Up%20Button.png?dl=1">><<set $Down to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/pjyl5wddlgp5hcs/Down%20Button.png?dl=1">><<set $Left to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/0g0zu03agezbloh/Left%20Button.png?dl=1">><<set $Right to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/b6cx6qbokhcd7pw/Right%20Button.png?dl=1">> <<set $Drunk to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/drcy5flakggo5n3/DrunkIconHeist.png?dl=1">> <<set $Normal to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/cot06crsklu2czi/OKIconHeist.png?dl=1">> <<set $Cursed to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/beq814zjkge63v3/CursedIconHeist.png?dl=1">> <<set $Horny to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/xx86bl52suopjks/HornyIconHeist.png?dl=1">> <<set $NoUp to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/sirbbunvp8fra5c/Up%20Button%20Off.png?dl=1">> <<set $NoDown to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/gvhy86i6mvat47x/Down%20Button%20Off.png?dl=1">> <<set $NoRight to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/nbzdbwvyx26mn13/Right%20Button%20Off.png?dl=1">> <<set $NoLeft to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/4pus0961nvn89k8/Left%20Button%20Off.png?dl=1">> <<set $Spacer to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1">><<set $PinkDrink to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/xzzfv74tfx5bmtl/PinkDrink.png?dl=1">><<set $OrangeDrink to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/a5l497wgac6cd7i/OrangeDrink.png?dl=1">><<set $PurpleDrink to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/yfgoq87j4salawv/PurpleDrink.png?dl=1">><<set $GreenDrink to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/f1kt18g8cop8szp/GreenDrink.png?dl=1">><<set $BlueDrink to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/b8zvy89jro7xroa/BlueDrink.png?dl=1">><<set $Card1 to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/7vlv1mjt5b53s3t/Card%201.png?dl=1">><<set $Card2 to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/siu4bxd7lw5fxuc/Card%202.png?dl=1">><<set $Card3 to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/rgu8hzaq8y25fgd/Card%203.png?dl=1">><<set $Card4 to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/c1eso39kv8q9g3q/Card%204.png?dl=1">><<set $CardS to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/hy9j1jtu51b6660/Card%20Skip.png?dl=1">><<set $CardF to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/hh4h0b3xoj2zhg9/Card%20Force.png?dl=1">> <<set $CurrentScreen to "Title Screen">> [[Start|Begin]] <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "TitleResults" loop volume 0.40 play>>[[Load Game|Load Screen]] [[Options]] Version 0.32P

!Options [[Sound Test]] [[Credits]] [[Image Preloader]] [[Dev Notes]] [[Go Back|Title Screen]]

[img[$Up]] [img[$Down]] [img[$Left]] [img[$Right]] [img[$NoUp]] [img[$NoDown]] [img[$NoLeft]] [img[$NoRight]] [img[$Normal]] [img[$Drunk]] [img[$Cursed]] [img[$Horny]] [img[$ItemsIcon]] [img[$NotesIcon]] [img[$ChatIcon]] [img[$ExamineIcon]] [img[$SaveIcon]] [img[$LoadIcon]] [img[$BlueDrink]] [img[$GreenDrink]] [img[$PurpleDrink]] [img[$OrangeDrink]] [img[$PinkDrink]] [img[$Card1]] [img[$Card2]] [img[$Card3]] [img[$Card4]] [img[$CardS]] [img[$CardF]] [[Go Back|Options]]

In Tuskany, the capital of Orcheim, the king is throwing a huge party some time from now. During that time his knights will be too busy attending to the guests to guard the vault, full of countless orcish treasures. A few things from there would have you set for life! Your friend says he'll play the distraction, giving you more time, but you need to sneak to the vault alone and grab the goods. [[Next=>|Begin3]]

You agree immediately, because there's not much you can buy with 10 G. Before long, you two arrive in Tuskany and he immediately sets off doing... something. It occurs to you that he never gave you the details of his plan. Oh shit. You sigh and hitch up your belt, this is gonna be a looooong heist. Before we begin... [[Next=>|RacePick]]

!City Outskirts <<set $CurrentScreen to "Outskirts">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Outskirts Examine">> [img[$Up][City Gates]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$NoDown]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

It looks like no one is around to chat with you... [[Go Back|$CurrentScreen]]

!!!Graphics, Coding, and Writing: MonstrousRick !!!Music: The Dirty Spiders !!!Big Awesome Patreon Supporters: [[$10 Supporters!|Ten Dollar Supporters!]] [[$5 Supporters!|Five Dollar Supporters!]] [[Go Back|Options]]

The ground is littered with sparse vegetation and some small rocks. The city of Tuskany is visible in the distance, its castle looming over everything around it, like a tree surrounded by saplings. <<if $Race is "Hawk">> You can see a few fireworks going off in the distance. The party must be starting soon.<</if>><<if $Race is "Lizard">> The air is extremely thick with the smell of sulfur...and the smell of orcs.<</if>><<if $Race is "Wolf">> You can hear crowds cheering in the distance as fireworks go off...<</if>> <<if $Race is "Unicorn">> There's a faint buzzing in the air, like some protective wards have been recently dispeled.<</if>> <<if $FlyerNote is 1>><<else>>On the ground nearby is a crumpled piece of paper. Looks like a flyer for tourists. [[Read the Paper|Tourist Flyer]]<</if>> [[Go Back|Outskirts]]

!City Gates <<set $CurrentScreen to "City Gates">><<set $ChatScreen to "City Gates Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "City Gates Examine">> [img[$Up][City Square]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Guard House]] [img[$Down][Outskirts]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Guard House <<set $CurrentScreen to "Guard House">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Guard House Examine">> [img[$NoUp]] [img[$Left][City Gates]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$NoDown]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

The gates of Tuskany are simultanously large and rather underwhelming. All that's around is a tiny guard house and a simple open gate. Must be a formality more than anything. There's some graffiti on one of the walls. !!!WHERE DO YOU THINK ORCS COME FROM? ...you have no idea what that means. [[Go Back|City Gates]]

The guard house looks like it can barely fit one person inside. It has a small chair and a few pieces of paper pinned to a cork board. <<if $Race is "Unicorn">>Some magic is hanging in the air here.<</if>> [[Look At Corkboard|Guard House Corkboard]] [[Go Back|Guard House]]

!City Square <<set $CurrentScreen to "City Square">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "City Square Examine">> [img[$Up][City Park]] [img[$Left][Bar Entrance]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Shopping Area]] [img[$Down][City Gates]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!City Park <<set $CurrentScreen to "City Park">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "City Park Examine">> [img[$Up][Castle Road]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$Down][City Square]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

1. Bartender gets blowjob from behind the counter. 2.

!Shopping Area <<set $CurrentScreen to "Shopping Area">><<set $ChatScreen to "Shopping Area Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Shopping Area Examine">> [img[$NoUp]] [img[$Left][City Square]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$NoDown]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

Here's the entrance to a building called "Smitty's Bar". Do you wanna enter? <<if $BeenInBar is 1>>[[Yes|Bar Redux]]<<else>>[[Yes|Smitty's Bar]]<</if>> [[No|City Square]]

!Castle Road <<set $CurrentScreen to "Castle Road">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Castle Road Examine">> [img[$Up][Castle Gates]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Vista Cliffs]] [img[$Down][City Park]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Castle Gates <<set $CurrentScreen to "Castle Gates">><<set $ChatScreen to "Castle Gates Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Castle Gates Examine">> [img[$NoUp]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$Down][Castle Road]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

The bar is crowded with orcs! To your surprise, none of the orcs seem to care much about a non-orc entering their presence. There's a guy at the bar looking pretty shifty, and a bartender polishing a glass. In addition there's a bathroom in the back. Looking behind you, there's a bunch of orc boys moved towards the entrance so you're stuck here for now. <<set $BeenInBar to 1>> What will you do? <<if $RumorGuyTalk is 1>>[[Talk to Rumors Guy|Rumors Menu]]<<else>>[[Talk to Shifty Guy|Rumors Guy]]<</if>> [[Talk to Bartender|Smitty Talk]] [[Go to the Bathroom|Bar Bathroom]] [[Check out the Posting Board|Event Selection]] [[Leave|City Square]]

When you enter the bar bathroom, you immediately notice a gloryhole carved into one of the stalls, with a mouth waiting on one end. "Go on, we both know you want this. Stick it in and it'll feel real good..." What do you do? [[Stick it in and Feel Real Good|BarBlowjob]] [[Nevermind...|BarBlowjob Cancel]]

You're in a dark tunnel. You can hear water running in the distance. With no other way to go, you travel along the passage until you come to another shaft, this one with a sliver of light coming out of the top. It must be a way out! [[Climb Up|Orc Speech Temp]]

You're in a dimly lit tunnel and can hear some water flowing nearby. [[Go East|Ruined Temple Entrance Temp]]

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The doorway in front of the crumbling temple has an inscription: "Pass the four trials, and become one of us." [[Enter the Temple|Temple Center]]

<<if $TemplePuzzle is 4>><<else>>!Temple Center [img[$NoUp]] [img[$Left][Temple Left]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Temple Right]] [img[$Down][Ruined Temple Entrance]]<</if>>

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!Temple Left [img[$Up][Passage of Might]] [img[$Left][Passage of Insight]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Temple Center]] [img[$NoDown]]

<<if $ComradesDone is 1>>An energy force is keeping you from entering the passage... [[Go Back|Temple Right]]<<else>>You enter the passage of comrades. All around you are pictures of orcs hugging, wrestling, talking, and er...fucking. After traveling for some time, you come across a wall with many indentations on it. Above the indentations is an inscription: "When the clock strikes nine, all will be safe." Which do you press? [[{o}|Wrong Comrades]] [[{o}|Wrong Comrades]] [[{o}|Wrong Comrades]] [[{o}|Comrades2]] [[{o}|Wrong Comrades]] [[{o}|Wrong Comrades]] [[{o}|Wrong Comrades]] [[{o}|Wrong Comrades]] [[{o}|Wrong Comrades]]<</if>>

!Temple Right [img[$Up][Passage of Comrades]] [img[$Left][Temple Center]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Passage of Courage]] [img[$NoDown]]

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You're listening to Bubble Butt, the song used on the title screen and the results screen. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "TitleResults" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 0>> [[Go Back|Sound Test]]

You're listening to Back On Top, the song played when exploring the tunnels under the city. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "Tunnels" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>> [[Go Back|Sound Test]]

You're listening to Get Your Fuck On, the song used for sex scenes. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>> [[Go Back|Sound Test]]

You're listening to Slow Push, the song played when exploring the castle area. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "Castle" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>> [[Go Back|Sound Test]]

-------------------------------------------------------------- Fun Fact! There's tunnels in the city that lead into the castle. A few businesses were built over these tunnels. Nobody uses them though! Those tunnels are connected to an ancient crumbling orc temple worshipping a virility god named Th'Robb and for the safety of the public, and to keep that historic site intact, those businesses keep hatches that lead to the tunnels closed but available for emergencies. With a city as safe as Tuskany, we've never had to use em even once! <<set $FlyerNote to 1>> K-1 V-3 Q-9 ------------------------------------------------------------- !!!This information was added to your notes. [[Go Back|Outskirts]]

-------------------------------------------------------------- Fun Fact! There's tunnels in the city that lead into the castle. A few businesses were built over these tunnels. Nobody uses them though! Those tunnels are connected to an ancient crumbling orc temple worshipping a virility god named Th'Robb and for the safety of the public, and to keep that historic site intact, those businesses keep hatches that lead to the tunnels closed but available for emergencies. With a city as safe as Tuskany, we've never had to use em even once! K-1 V-3 Q-9 ------------------------------------------------------------- [[Go Back|NotesScreen]]

You're listening to Orc Strut, the song played when exploring the city of Tuskany. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 0>> [[Go Back|Sound Test]]

<<if $GateGuardTalk is 5>>It looks like no guard has come to replace the one you pantsed. Guess his shift wasn't over after all... [[Still Worth It|City Gates]]<<else>>There's a very uncomfortable looking orcish guard standing outside the open gates. He's a bit on the short side, and his uniform seems to have been cut to fit his body, making the bottom edges of the shirt a little frayed. Do you want to talk with him? [[Talk|Gate Guard][$GateGuardTalk to 0]] [[Don't Talk|City Gates]]<</if>>

<<if $GateGuardTalk is 0>>The guard catches you walking towards him and stands up as straight as he possibly can and adjusts his shirt so the city's symbol, four tusks arranged to look like a mouth, is very clearly visible. He tries to hitch up his pants, but his poorly fitting uniform ends up making his bulge much more visible...which he isn't aware of. He clears his throat: "How can I help you citizen, I mean visiting person? Tourist? How can I help you." [["How you doin?"|Gate Guard][$GateGuardTalk to 1]] [["What can you tell me about Tuskany?"|Gate Guard][$GateGuardTalk to 2]] [["See ya!"|City Gates][$GateGuardTalk to 0]]<</if>><<if $GateGuardTalk is 1>>The guard coughs as his eyes widen for a second. "How am I? Well... bored, I guess." He realises what he said and immediately starts backtracking in a panic. "I mean, not so bored I can't guard the city well. Especially on a day like today!" [["What's today?"|Gate Guard][$GateGuardTalk to 3]] [["What can you tell me about Tuskany?"|Gate Guard][$GateGuardTalk to 2]] [["See ya!"|City Gates][$GateGuardTalk to 0]]<</if>><<if $GateGuardTalk is 2>>He closes his eyes for a second and then rattles off a veeeerrry speech about how Tuskany is the beautiful crown jewel of the orc kingdom. This response sounds like its part of his job, poor guy. The guard's eyes glaze over as he stares off into the distance. "...A wonderful natural source of the purest water..." "...and thousands flock here every year for celebrations..." "...that's why we're very lucky to have both a mayor and a king in our city... He's not paying attention... [[*Pull His Pants Down*|Gate Guard][$GateGuardTalk to 4]] [[Walk Away|City Gates][$GateGuardTalk to 0]]<</if>><<if $GateGuardTalk is 3>>He seems almost shocked. "You didn't know? Today is a huge celebration! The king is celebrating...er...something. Whatever it is, rich and famous orcs from all over the world are attending! I'm actually waiting for my shift to end soon so I can go to the party. I don't wanna miss a thing! [["What can you tell me about Tuskany?"|Gate Guard][$GateGuardTalk to 2]] [["See ya!"|City Gates][$GateGuardTalk to 0]]<</if>><<if $GateGuardTalk is 4>>You grip each side of the orc guard's pants and pull them down with as much force as you can, his cock and balls flopping out before he can even register what happened. His nuts look like a pair of green apricots, no wonder his bulge was that visible... He starts blushing and tries to pull his pants up, but ends up ripping them in the process, some coins and a piece of the cloth falling to the ground. "Y-you dick!" He yells flustered, hopping off into town trying to cover his junk. "My shift was over anyway!" !!!You found a scrap of cloth. <<set $HasCloth to 1>> <<set $SeenClothScrap to 1>> !!!You found 3 silver coins! <<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 3>> [[A Job Well Done|City Gates][$GateGuardTalk to 5]]<</if>>

The road to Tuskany Castle is a rather lonely one, with a few trees on either side cradling a brick path. You can see the castle itself looming in the distance. <<if $Race is "Hawk">>Many party goers are hanging out on the balconies, some talking, some dancing, and a couple of them are fist fighting while others cheer on.<</if>><<if $Race is "Lizard">>The smell of orc musk is already nearly overwhelming...<</if>><<if $Race is "Wolf">>You can hear lots of chatter coming from the windows and balconies of the castle. Most cheerful, but some of it very angry.<</if>><<if $Race is "Unicorn">>The magic used on the castle is extremely powerful, almost overwhelming.<</if>><<if $Race is "Human">>You have a really bad feeling about this...<</if>> [[Go Back|Castle Road]]

Beyond the castle gates you can see tons of orcs interacting with each other, but the large iron bars keep you from seeing anything else. [[Go Back|Castle Gates]]

You see a couple guards in front of the gates chatting to each other. [[Talk to Them|Castle Guards]] [[Leave Them Alone|Castle Gates]]

For being in the capital of the orc city, the park is very modest. A circle of trees bearing fruit, and a few benches near a fountain with a statue of an orc with a sword in one hand and a book in the other. An orcish couple is making out next to the tree, and a few of the bushes seem to be shaking in the wind...but there's not much wind. [[Look at the Fountain|City Park Fountain]] [[Look at the Couple|City Park Couple]] [[Look at the Bushes|City Park Bushes]] [[Look at Nothing|City Park]]

Before you can speak to the castle guards they rush you. "Oh no, not again. We've already had one bandit, we ain't dealing with another!" one of them says while lifting you up. "Toss him in the tunnels, we can fish him out later!" the other suggests. The two of them open a hatch near the gates and toss you into it, causing you to tumble down a dark shaft til you hit water. [[>>>|Tunnel Entrance B]]

Which paper do you wanna read? [[Recruitment Post]] [[Wanted Post]] [[Missing Post]] [[None of Them|Guard House]]

--------------------------------------------- !ATTENTION The guard is looking for a few new men! Inquire at the castle, must be an orc to apply! Ask for General Zug! Protect your kingdom and bare your tusks to our enemies! --------------------------------------------- [[Go Back|Guard House Corkboard]]

--------------------------------------- !WANTED There's a bandit running around the city, stealing things from innocent unaware orcs! His calling card seems to be giving the man's rear end a hard swat before leaving with his plundered goods! If you have any information, contact General Zug at the castle! --------------------------------------- [[Go Back|Guard House Corkboard]]

------------------------------------------ !MISSING My military jacket is gone! I'm sure that bandit is to blame! If you have any information, please come to the castle! That jacket has many charms on it, each with vast magical power. In the wrong hands... Let me know ASAP if you find anything! PS- If you know why the bandit swats his victim's butts, PLEASE tell me! I'm very very confused. And sore. -General Zug ------------------------------------------ [[Go Back|Guard House Corkboard]]

The fountain's waters are crystal clear and very relaxing. It almost makes you wanna gaze into them for hours... <<if $FountainMoney is 1>><<else>>At the bottom of the fountain's pool are some gold coins. Nobody's gonna miss them, right? !!!You found 4 gold coins!<<set $Treasure to $Treasure +8>><<set $FountainMoney to 1>><</if>> [[Go Back|City Park]]

<<if $ExhibOrcs is 1>>The duo are still going at it, now the smaller one is stroking his partner's cock, and the larger is fingering the smaller orc's hole. At this point they're too caught up in fucking each other to notice you watching them, so you take a moment to appreciate the spectacle. [[Go Back|City Park]]<<else>>The couple notice your eyes on them, and try to give you a show. The larger of the two pulls his partner's pants down and jiggles his round orc butt. "Like what you see?" he chuckles as he spreads the smaller orc's cheeks and starts rubbing his hole. "No guards around cuz of the party. We can do this aaaaaall day." You start rubbing your bulge, but remember you got work to do. Damn. <<set $ExhibOrcs to 1>> [[Go Back|City Park]]<</if>>

<<if $BushOrc is 1>>You creep towards the bushes and carefully peek inside... Huh. Guess this time it really was wind shaking these bushes. [[Go Back|City Park]]<<else>>Not knowing what to expect, you slowly walk towards the shaking bushes. Maybe its a bird, and birds sometimes steal jewelry! You gently part the bushes to see... An orc jerking off looking at the couple making out. Well that's not a bird. "Go the fuck away!" He says without even slowing down his stroking. "Wait a minute, I have an idea!" The orc grabs you and pulls you into the bush pushing your mouth down onto his cock. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>> [[>>>|Bushes 2]]<</if>>

Unusually, the city square is basically empty, with a few people hurrying along to their destinations. At the center of the square is a large posting of tons of different events coming up, tonights party at the castle of course being the biggest. Would you like to look at the schedule? [[Yes|Schedule]] [[No|City Square]]

None of the local shops are open today, probably because of the holiday. Despite that, one stand seems to be running anyway. Even though the shops are closed, many of them have balloons and shiny charms hanging off of their doors and windows. <<if $Race is "Wolf">> You faintly hear running water underneath you.<</if>> [[Go Back|Shopping Area]]

You attempt to stop multiple people for a chat, but they brush you off and keep to their schedules. Orcs must be taking this celebration very seriously! [[Go Back|City Square]]

Theres an old orc sitting on a bench, and a young man running some kind of sales stand. Which do you wanna talk to? [[The Salesman|Orc Salesman Temp]] [[The Old Orc|Old Orc]]

!Cloth Scrap A scrap of cloth from the pants of that orc guard. It smells really strongly of crotch musk. [[Go Back|InventoryScreen]]

--------------------------------------------------- 5:00 PM - Opening Ceremonies 6:00 PM - Castle Tours Open 9:00 PM - Band Performance 11:00 PM - Initiations 12:00 PM - End --------------------------------------------------- [[Go Back|City Square]]

"Oh yeah, this feels MUCH fuckin' better!" He chuckles as he pushes your head down and up, forcing you to deepthroat his thick throbbing cock. You can't tell if it's from the lack of air or his strong orc musk, but you start feeling lightheaded really quickly and stop putting up resistance, turning into his personal sex toy. "Boy, they're really goin at it." he whispers as he stops pushing your head and starts thrusting his hips, hitting the back of your throat with his huge cockhead each thrust. "I'm getting so fuckin' close..." [[>>>|Bushes 3]]

The orc lets out a loud grunt and thrusts deep into your throat. You can feel his warm cum filling you up more and more each time his dick throbs. Eventually he lets go of you and you fall back, both you and the orc panting and gasping. "Uhh, here," he says pulling up his pants. The orc tosses you a few silver and walks out of the bushes. [[>>>|Bushes 4]]

The manhole cover easily flips up, revealing a metal ladder and what appears to be a long shaft. Intensly curious, you descend down the ladder, each step producing a loud clang. Around the time you get halfway down the manhole slams shut, raining a small amount dust down on you. Guess you're finding some other way out of here... [[>>>|Tunnel Entrance A]]

The salesman's face lightens as you come towards him. "Why hello there! I have many fine wares, surely one of them will interest you! [[Why are you still open?|Orc Salesman 2]] [[Buy Items|Shop]] [[See Ya|Shopping Area]]

<<if $GiveCloth is 1>>The old man is still sniffing the scrap of cloth, you gotta admire how dedicated he is to being horny. [[Go Back|Shopping Area]]<<else>>"how are you this afternoon, m'boy?" the old orc chuckles as you approach him. It's a clear sunny day and you're about to make a ton of money, so you can't deny you're doing great. "Good! That's good..." he trails off. "So, how much you packin' down there? The jovial orc cups your bulge in his hands before you have a chance to react. "Not bad at all. Reminds me a bit of that guard at the town gate, he looks like he's smuggling some fruit in his pants!" he laughs. "I bet his fat nuts smell amazing!" <<if $SeenClothScrap is 1>> [[Offer Him the Cloth Scrap|OldManCloth]] <</if>>[[Say Goodbye to the Pervy Old Man|Shopping Area]]<</if>>

He scoffs at you. "Look around buddy, I got no competition! With all the other salesmen at the party, this here's a monopoly." Can't argue with that. "You gonna buy something or what?" [[Buy Something|Shop]] [[Or What|Shopping Area]]

"What do you want?" <<if $SeenStrengthHerb is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Strength Herb]]<</if>> <<if $SeenPepperPowder is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Pepper Powder]]<</if>> <<if $SeenHeadyPerfume is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Heady Perfume]]<</if>> <<if $SeenMagicRope is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Magic Rope]]<</if>> [[Nothin|Shopping Area]]

"Got your eyes on a Strength Herb huh? It's an all around miracle cure for whatever ails ya!" <<if $Race is "Tanuki">>"For you, it's gonna be 7 G. You want it? [[Buy|Strength Herb Buy Tanuki]] [[No Thanks|Shop]]<<else>>For you, it's gonna be 10 G. You want it? [[Buy|Strength Herb Buy]] [[No Thanks|Shop]]<</if>>

!Magic Rope An enchanted rope that latches itself to anything the user intends it to, and cannot be broken unless its owner wishes it to. Very handy! [[Go Back|InventoryScreen]]

The old orc's eyes light up as he sees you take out the scrap. "Is that what I think it is?" he says with a gasp. You nod affirmatively. <<set $GiveCloth to 1>> The old man takes it and gives the cloth a long sniff. "Even better than I thought. You're alright boy. Lemme give you a tip. Orcs have really sensitive cocks. Way more sensitive than other races. If you give it enough attention, we're putty in your hands!" he chuckles. [[>>>|Shopping Area]]

You gently push down on an indentation... <<set $Race to "Minotaur">> The button clicks into place and the wall begins to descend. Behind it though is a statue of an orc holding a large silver pitcher, and when the wall hits the floor, the pitcher tilts, splashing you with its fluid contents. <<if $Race is "Minotaur">>The contents seem to have no effect on you. [[Go On|Comrades2]]<<else>>You feel the liquid start to sap your strength. !!!You are now cursed! [[Go On|Comrades2]]<</if>>

[[Comrades2]]

You hesitently press down on an indentation that feels a little different to you, and you hear a click. <<set $TemplePuzzle to $TemplePuzzle + 1>><<set $ComradesDone to 1>> Suddenly a bright light flashes, and you're back in the temple's center room. [[>>>|Temple Center]]

<<if $HaveStrengthHerb is 1>>Luckily, you have a strength herb for just the occassion. After chewing on the terrible thing for a short time, you feel your strength returning to you.<<else>>Slowly picking yourself up, you resolve to keep going, this shit ain't gonna keep you from those riches...<<set $Status to "Cursed">><</if>> [[Go On|Comrades2]]

Not wanting to pass up a free blowjob, you drop your pants and thrust your cock towards the orc's lips. "Mmm you smell great," he says, before kissing your cockhead and engulfing it with his mouth. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>> The way he runs his tongue over your tip makes your toes curl and you can't help but let out a few low moans with each swirl. [[>>>|Bar Blowjob 2]]

You turn down the extremely horny orc on the other side of the hole. You got shit to do today. You find a manhole cover in one of the corners... Maybe this leads somewhere? [[Bar Manhole]]

You're currently completely sober, and Smitty looks completely sober too. What're you gonna do? [[Take a Shot|Drinking Game Continue][$Drunkness to Drunkness + Random(1,3)]] [[Call it Quits|Drinking Game Bad End]]

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"I heard lotsa rumors, but I ain't sayin em for free!" <<if $Race is "Tanuki">> "For you, it's 1G a pop!" <<if $OldManRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Old Man Rumor|Old Man Rumor Tanuki]]<</if>> <<if $WaterwayRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Waterway Rumor|Waterway Rumor Tanuki]]<</if>> <<if $ResortRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Resort Rumor|Resort Rumor Tanuki]]<</if>> <<if $BarRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Bar Rumor|Bar Rumor Tanuki]]<</if>> [[Go Back|Bar Redux]]<<else>>"For you, it's 2G a pop!" <<if $OldManRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Old Man Rumor|Old Man Rumor]]<</if>> <<if $WaterwayRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Waterway Rumor|Waterway Rumor]]<</if>> <<if $ResortRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Resort Rumor|Resort Rumor]]<</if>> <<if $BarRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Bar Rumor|Bar Rumor Tanuki]]<</if>> [[Go Back|Bar Redux]]<</if>> Current Cash: <<print $Treasure>>G

<<if $Treasure gte 1>>!Old Man Rumor <<set $OldManRumor to 1>><<set $Treasure to $Treasure -1>> Don't tell anyone I told ya...but the old man who always sits in the shopping district is a huge musk fiend. If you manage to find something with lots of musk on it, you can probably get something from him! [[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<<else>>"HEY! YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CASH!" [[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<</if>>

This rumor is currently empty! [[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]

<<if $Treasure gte 1>>!Resort Rumor <<set $ResortRumor to 1>><<set $Treasure to $Treasure -1>> Don't tell anyone I told ya...but people have been saying things about that island resort off the coast of Tuskany. ...been saying things like it's haunted! If I were a braver man I'd go rent a boat and check it out! [[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<<else>>"HEY! YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CASH!" [[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<</if>>

<<if $Treasure gte 1>>!Bar Rumor <<set $BarRumor to 1>><<set $Treasure to $Treasure -1>> Don't tell anyone I told ya...but some people say that sometimes Smitty goes to the back room to rub one out on his breaks. If you can somehow get back there, you could see what he's packin! [[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<<else>>"HEY! YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CASH!" [[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<</if>>

<<if $Treasure gte 2>>!Old Man Rumor <<set $OldManRumor to 1>><<set $Treasure to $Treasure -2>> Don't tell anyone I told ya...but the old man who always sits in the shopping district is a huge musk fiend. If you manage to find something with lots of musk on it, you can probably get something from him! [[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<<else>>"HEY! YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CASH!" [[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<</if>>

This rumor is currently empty! [[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]

<<if $Treasure gte 2>>!Resort Rumor <<set $ResortRumor to 1>><<set $Treasure to $Treasure -2>> Don't tell anyone I told ya...but people have been saying things about that island resort off the coast of Tuskany. ...been saying things like it's haunted! If I were a braver man I'd go rent a boat and check it out! [[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<<else>>"HEY! YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CASH!" [[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<</if>>

<<if $Treasure gte 2>>!Bar Rumor <<set $BarRumor to 1>><<set $Treasure to $Treasure -2>> Don't tell anyone I told ya...but some people say that sometimes Smitty goes to the back room to rub one out on his breaks. If you can somehow get back there, you could see what he's packin! [[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<<else>>"HEY! YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CASH!" [[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<</if>>

"Cmon big guy, fuck my face! I wanna feel you unload in my throat," the cocksucker pants. Quickly putting your hands against the wall for support, you thrust into your partner's throat with as much force as you can manage, treating him like your personal sex toy. And he fuckin loves every minute of it. You hear loud moans coming from the other side of the wall, letting you know this is exactly what he wanted. [[>>>|Bar Blowjob 3]]

Before long you let out a loud grunt and cum balls deep in the orc's throat. After a few seconds he pulls his mouth off of your cock with a satisfied slurp. "Thanks, stud." [[>>>|Bar Blowjob 4]]

The shady guy coughs."I know some things. Things that might help ya do your little...job." Before you can ask him how he knows his hand stretches out palm upwards. "I don't do this shit for free though. Line my pockets, then I'll talk." <<set $RumorGuyTalk to 1>> [[Let's do Business|Rumors Menu]]

You walk up to the hulking musclebound bartender and read that his nametag says "Smitty". Must be the owner. Or an orc so big they decided to name the bar after him. "Ey Mac, what can I do for ya?" [[How are things?|Smitty How Things]] [[How about a drink?|Smitty Drink]] [[Anything to do here?|Anything to Do]] [[Goodbye!|Bar Redux]]

You're listening to The Ancient Ones, the song for when you're exploring the crumbling temple. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "Temple" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>> [[Go Back|Sound Test]]

At least you got something out of this other than a sore throat... !!!You got 4 silver coins! <<set $Treasure to $Treasure +4>> <<set $BushOrc to 1>> <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>> [[>>>|City Park]]

The orc salesman shakes his head as you walk towards him. "I'm sorry bud, I'm all out of products. You'll have to come back another time." He looks left and right. "Well, not completely out of products. I do have this cigar I've been testing, but so far no takers. Wanna try? I'll give it to you for free!" [[Smoke that Shit|Smoke Bad End]] [[Nevermind|Shopping Area]]

Pulling your pants back up, you notice a manhole in the corner of the bathroom, usually bathrooms don't have that kinda thing, right? <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>> [[Check it Out|Bar Manhole]]

Not wanting to pass up a free cigar, you grab it from the salesman's hand and give it a sniff. Smells like cherries. And orcs. Big musky orcs. You feel your loins stir at the scent and quickly put the smoke in your mouth. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>>"Need a light?" the salesman asks as he produces a small flame with the snap of his fingers, then brings it to the tip of the cigar. Immediately green smoke starts pouring off the end of it, making the orc scent much much thicker. [[>>>|Smoke Bad End 2]]

The need to smoke overtakes you. You start puffing and puffing, your head getting fuzzier and fuzzier, your cock getting harder and harder. The salesman only grins a toothy grin as you feel your balls getting heavier and your shoulders becoming broader. Once you notice a large tusk on each side of the cigar, it hits you. You're becoming an orc! [[>>>|Smoke Bad End 3]]

"Ooh, looks like you're a fast changer, huh big boy?" the salesman giggles. "The king's gonna love having a new guy in town, and judging by the rock hard cock in your pants, you're gonna fit right in!" He hops out from behind his little stand and pulls your pants down. "Trust me, you'll thank me for this." You can only grin and nod back to him. [[>>>|Smoke Bad End 4]]

He exhales on his index finger to warm it up, and then starts rubbing your cockhead in a circular motion. It feels better than sex has ever felt before, what little brain activity you had going on is completely short circuited as you let out a loud grunt and start shooting huge loads of cum for what feels like forever. "Well then," the salesman says once you're finally done. "I think it's time you went and met your new king." [[BAD END|Smoke Bad End 5]]

Looks like your adventure has come to an end, but it doesn't have to be that way. Let's put you back somewhere safe, before you made that decision... <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>> [[Go Back|Shopping Area]]

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After walking for a while you come across an ancient crumbling temple. You're extremely nervous, but something compels you to keep going forward into its dark depths. Eventually you come across a large pattern in the middle of an empty room, a light from above illuminating the entire thing. Upon examination it looks like a large man with an outline around him, surrounded by symbols you don't recognize. [[>>>|RET2]]

Suddenly you feel a jolt in your arm! When you try to shake it off, you realize that you can't control that limb anymore, and it starts to rise on its own. The jolt spreads to your shoulders, your abdomen, and eventually the rest of your body, and then you're stuck standing there. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>> "Wow, we got a hot one today, didn't we?" a deep voice says using your mouth. "We should play with him for a while before letting go!" [[>>>|RET3]]

One of your hands starts groping your ass while the other starts to fondle your bulge. Even though you can't control their actions, you still feel it! "Just relax and let us do our thing, stud," the deep voice says. "Us ghosts have thousands of years of experience!" Suddenly your pants are pulled down by an invisible force, and you hear some chuckles. "I brought some friends, if you don't mind!" [[>>>|RET4]]

What follows is a barrage of invisible hands groping your whole body, stroking your cock, fingering your ass, pinching your nipples, it's all overwhelming! "Lemme give you your body back so we can hear those moans!" the spirit says as you feel the jolt and, and as soon as you get your body back you let out grunts and moans that in any other situation would embarrass you with how slutty you sound. "Attaboy!" the ghost laughs. [[>>>|RET5]]

Their fun goes long into the night, with them milking orgasm after orgasm out of you. Each of the orc spirits in the temple wants a try at the fresh meat, and your brain is way too fried and you are WAY too into it to say no. You miss the chance to get the treasure, but you found something way more interesting! [[>>>|RET6]]

You lift up the lid of the shaft and find yourself in a very cramped space. Crawling forward, eventually you bump your head on something wooden and lift it out of the way, coming into a confined spot where you can hear someone speaking loudly. "I'm so happy to see you all gathered here tonight, as your host I hope you all enjoy tonight's food and festivities!" a very deep and smooth voice booms. Holy shit you're somewhere in the castle auditorium! [[>>>|Orc Speech Temp 2]]

You turn to reorient yourself, and notice that you see a pair of thick muscular green legs. And a huge orc cock. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>> "Guess the rumors are true, the king DOES give speeches without any pants on." you chuckle to yourself. Since you're here, you might as well make this a little more interesting for his audience. [[>>>|Orc Speech Temp 3]]

"My countrymen, it is such an honor to be speaking to you all today. Such an occasion rarely rISES?" the king stammers as you start fondling his cock and balls. *ahem* "As I was saying, the occasion rarely rises where I get ahold of it, I mean get to be around orcs from all walks of life" At this point you've gone on to stroking his dick, feeling it throb with heat in your hand as the king struggles to continue his speech as his cock is being milked. [[>>>|Orc Speech Temp 4]]

"Though we have long argued with the Tanuki for years to have b-better border relations, I'mmmmm happy to tell you all that a union between our peoples is no longer a f-fuh-fantasy oh god..." he pants as you start sucking on his bulbous cockhead and massaging his balls. As he tries to maintain composure you feel his nuts tighten, knowing that one little push is all it takes to send him over the edge, and you're about to give it to him. [[>>>|Orc Speech Temp 5]]

You deepthroat the orc king's fat cock down to the base and hear him let out a loud groan and a thump as he braces against his podium for support. Before long thick ropes of orc cum start filling your throat, letting you know you did a job well done. "Hey, there's a guy doing something to the king!" an orc guard cries out. Uh oh... [[>>>|Orc Speech Temp 6]]

Being cramped up behind a podium, it isn't hard for the orcish guard to overwhelm you and carry you off to a cell. Being held prisoner, you miss your chance to grab the orc kings treasure, but you hear a few of the guards talking about him apparently wanting to appoint you as his "assistant speech writer". <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>> [[>>>|Orc Speech Temp 7]]

Looks like your adventure has come to an end, but it doesn't have to be that way. Let's put you back somewhere safe, before you made that decision... [[Go Back|City Square]]

"Things are great! The castle celebration has brought a lot of people into the city, so business is boomin! Most of em only stop by for a little bit though, so everyone hanging around this joint is a regular." [[Go Back|Smitty Talk]]

<<if $Race is "Dwarf">>"Buddy, I don't think we could get you hammered even if I gave you every drop of booze in this place." <<else>>The bartender chuckles. "I don't think you could handle orc booze, buddy. At least not without it being watered down."<</if>> [[Go Back|Smitty Talk]]

"We got lots of things to do around here, check the posting board to see what's going on tonight! If you want, you can chat up some of the locals, if you feel like a big conversation." <<set $ChatLocals to 1>> [[Go Back|Smitty Talk]]

!Old Man Rumor Don't tell anyone I told ya...but the old man who always sits in the shopping district is a huge musk fiend. If you manage to find something with lots of musk on it, you can probably get something from him! --- [[Go Back|NotesScreen]]

!Bar Rumor Don't tell anyone I told ya...but some people say that sometimes Smitty goes to the back room to rub one out on his breaks. If you can somehow get back there, you could see what he's packin! [[Go Back|NotesScreen]]

<<if $DrunkPercent lte 0>><<set $DrunkPercent to 0>><</if>>You're <<print $DrunkPercent>>% Drunk <<set $Drink1 to random(1,9)>><<set $Drink2 to random(1,9)>><<set $Drink3 to random(1,9)>> Pick a drink. <<if $Drink1 is 1>>[img[$BlueDrink][Dwarven Ale]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 2>>[img[$BlueDrink][Blue Juice]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 3>>[img[$GreenDrink][Orcish Beer]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 4>>[img[$GreenDrink][Green Tea]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 5>>[img[$PurpleDrink][Dragon Brew]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 6>>[img[$PurpleDrink][Plum Elixir]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 7>>[img[$OrangeDrink][Sun Potion]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 8>>[img[$OrangeDrink][Minotaur Special]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 9>>[img[$PinkDrink][Recovery Drink]]<</if>> <<if $Drink2 is 1>>[img[$BlueDrink][Dwarven Ale]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 2>>[img[$BlueDrink][Blue Juice]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 3>>[img[$GreenDrink][Orcish Beer]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 4>>[img[$GreenDrink][Green Tea]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 5>>[img[$PurpleDrink][Dragon Brew]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 6>>[img[$PurpleDrink][Plum Elixir]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 7>>[img[$OrangeDrink][Sun Potion]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 8>>[img[$OrangeDrink][Minotaur Special]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 9>>[img[$PinkDrink][Recovery Drink]]<</if>> <<if $Drink3 is 1>>[img[$BlueDrink][Dwarven Ale]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 2>>[img[$BlueDrink][Blue Juice]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 3>>[img[$GreenDrink][Orcish Beer]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 4>>[img[$GreenDrink][Green Tea]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 5>>[img[$PurpleDrink][Dragon Brew]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 6>>[img[$PurpleDrink][Plum Elixir]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 7>>[img[$OrangeDrink][Sun Potion]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 8>>[img[$OrangeDrink][Minotaur Special]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 9>>[img[$PinkDrink][Recovery Drink]]<</if>> [[Chicken Out|Drinking Game Chicken Out]]

Smitty laughs. "Alright, but I keep the money. Try this any time, bub. <<set $DrunkPercent to 0>> [[>>>|Bar Redux]]

<<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you. "That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins." <<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>> !!!You won 5G! [[>>>|Bar Redux]] <<else>>You down your drink... Hoo, that's strong! Thanks to the Dwarven Ale you feel a LOT more buzzed! <<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent + random(18,30)>> <<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy... [[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass... [[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>>

<<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you. "That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins." <<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>> !!!You won 5G! [[>>>|Bar Redux]] <<else>>You down your drink... Refreshing! Thanks to the Blue Juice you feel a little less buzzed. <<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent - random(10,12)>> <<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy... [[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass... [[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>>

<<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you. "That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins." <<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>> !!!You won 5G! [[>>>|Bar Redux]] <<else>>You down your drink... Oh wow, that's a unique flavor! Thanks to the Orcish Beer you feel a lot more buzzed. <<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent + random(10,15)>> <<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy... [[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass... [[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>>

<<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you. "That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins." <<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>> !!!You won 5G! [[>>>|Bar Redux]] <<else>>You down your drink... It's pretty dang smooth! Thanks to the Green Tea you feel a lot less buzzed. <<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent - random(4,16)>> <<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy... [[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass... [[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>>

<<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you. "That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins." <<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>> !!!You won 5G! [[>>>|Bar Redux]] <<else>>You down your drink... Woah! That's spicy! Thanks to the Dragon's Brew you feel a LOT more buzzed. <<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent + random(20,100)>> <<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy... [[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass... [[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>>

<<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you. "That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins." <<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>> !!!You won 5G! [[>>>|Bar Redux]] <<else>>You down your drink... It's pretty fruity! Thanks to the Plum Elixir you feel less buzzed. <<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent - random(1,33)>> <<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy... [[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass... [[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>>

<<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you. "That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins." <<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>> !!!You won 5G! [[>>>|Bar Redux]] <<else>>You down your drink... It makes you feel really warm! Thanks to the Sun Potion you feel a lot less buzzed. <<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent - random(5,20)>> <<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy... [[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass... [[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>>

<<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you. "That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins." <<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>> !!!You won 5G! [[>>>|Bar Redux]] <<else>>You down your drink... It tastes...kinda meaty! Thanks to the Minotaur Special you feel a lot more buzzed. <<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent + random(5,20)>> <<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy... [[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass... [[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>>

<<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you. "That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins." <<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>> !!!You won 5G! [[>>>|Bar Redux]] <<else>>You down your drink... It tastes like cotton candy! Thanks to the Recovery Drink you feel a little less buzzed. <<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent - random(1,25)>> <<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy... [[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass... [[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>>

Everything gets extremely blurry before you pass out. Eventually you wake up, and notice that someone moved you to the bar's back room... <<set $DrunkPercent to 0>> [[Look Around|Back Room]] <<set $Status to "Drunk">> [[Leave|City Square]]

As you sit up and rub your head, you hear some faint grunting noises that grab your attention. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>> Worried that someone might be in trouble, you (unsteadily) spring to your feet and look around to assist the person, and come face to face with a huge hulking orc stroking his cock with his eyes closed. Smitty must have gotten a little bored polishing glasses, so he decided something else needed polishing... [[>>>|Back Room 2]]

!Drink List [img[$GreenDrink]] Orcish Beer: +10 to 15% [img[$GreenDrink]] Green Tea: -4 to 16% [img[$BlueDrink]] Dwarven Ale: +18 to 30% [img[$BlueDrink]] Blue Juice: -10 to 12% [img[$PurpleDrink]] Dragon's Brew: +20 to 100% [img[$PurpleDrink]] Plum Elixir: -1 to 33% [img[$OrangeDrink]] Minotaur Special: +5 to 20% [img[$OrangeDrink]] Sun Potion: -5 to 20% [img[$PinkDrink]] Recovery Drink: -1 to 25% [[Go Back|Drinking Game Opening]]

!Drinking Gauntlet <<set $DrinkTurns to 0>> [[START|Drinking Game]] [[RULES|Drinking Game Rules]] [[DRINK LIST|Drink List]]

!Rules Can you outlast the gauntlet? The bartender will give you a random trio of drinks and you have to pick one. If you can do this nine times without getting drunk, you win the prize! If you reach 100% drunk though, the game is over. [[Go Back|Drinking Game Opening]]

!Events [[Drinking Gauntlet|Drinking Gauntlet Begin]] -Wager 5G Strip Targo [currently unavailable] <<if $BuzzShow is 1>>-Wet Tunic Contest Next Month!-<<else>>[[Wet Tunic Contest|Wet Tunic Contest Start]]<</if>> [[Go Back|Bar Redux]]

<<if $Treasure lte 4>> You ask to try the drinking gauntlet, but you don't have enough money to wager... [[Go Back|Event Selection]]<<else>>You walk up to the bartender and place 5G on the counter. "I wanna try the gauntlet," you say in a tough guy voice. <<set $Treasure to $Treasure - 5>> He laughs. "Okay buddy, get ready... <<set $DrunkPercent to 0>> [[>>>|Drinking Game Opening]]<</if>>

-Added functions to the Rumors Guy, giving him up to 4 different rumors for you to buy. -Created the Drinking Gauntlet, a gambling minigame to let players rack up money. -Added a sex scene in the bar's back room. -Redid the opening to change the music transition to a little later, preventing it from repeating if the player goes through multiple races. -Added saving and loading the game. [[Go Back|Dev Notes]]

Get ready, you're going to orc country! <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>> [[>>>|Outskirts]]

Select a file to save to. <<set $SaveName1 to recall("$SaveName1")>> <<set $SaveName2 to recall("$SaveName2")>> <<set $SaveName3 to recall("$SaveName3")>> [[File 1|File 1 Save]]: <<print $SaveName1>> [[File 2|File 2 Save]]: <<print $SaveName2>> [[File 3|File 3 Save]]: <<print $SaveName3>> <<link "Nevermind" $CurrentScreen>><</link>>

Please name this save. <<textbox "$SaveName1" "New Save">> <<link "SAVE GAME" "Save Complete">> <<script>>Save.slots.save(0)<</script>><</link>>

Please name this save. <<textbox "$SaveName2" "New Save">> <<link "SAVE GAME" "Save Complete">> <<script>> Save.slots.save(1)<</script>><</link>>

Please name this save. <<textbox "$SaveName3" "New Save">> <<link "SAVE GAME" "Save Complete">> <<script>> Save.slots.save(2)<</script>><</link>>

The game has been saved. <<run memorize("$SaveName1", $SaveName1)>> <<run memorize("$SaveName2", $SaveName2)>> <<run memorize("$SaveName3", $SaveName3)>> <<link "Go Back" $CurrentScreen>><</link>>

Select a file to load. <<set $SaveName1 to recall("$SaveName1")>> <<set $SaveName2 to recall("$SaveName2")>> <<set $SaveName3 to recall("$SaveName3")>> <<if ndef $SaveName1>>NO SAVE FILE<<else>><<link "File:" "Game Loaded">> <<script>>Save.slots.load(0)<</script>><</link>> <<print $SaveName1>><</if>> <<if ndef $SaveName2>>NO SAVE FILE<<else>><<link "File:" "Game Loaded">> <<script>>Save.slots.load(1)<</script>><</link>> <<print $SaveName2>><</if>> <<if ndef $SaveName3>>NO SAVE FILE<<else>><<link "File:" "Game Loaded">> <<script>>Save.slots.load(2)<</script>><</link>> <<print $SaveName3>><</if>> <<link "Nevermind" $CurrentScreen>><</link>>

Your game has been loaded. <<if $Location is "Resort">><<masteraudio stop>><<audio "Castle" loop volume 0.50 play>><<else>><<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>><</if>> <<link ">>>" $CurrentScreen>><</link>>

You start feeling like you should maybe leave the room, but you can't take your eyes off of that huge throbbing orc cock, or the huge hand that's stroking it. His cock head is so huge it looks like a green apricot, and it makes you wonder how many guys can handle him... "F-fuck..." he groans has his stroking starts going faster and faster. He's getting close. [[>>>|Back Room 3]]

Once he starts panting and his hand is moving so fast that your eye can barely follow, you start worrying about a splash zone, but before you can move out of the way, he lets out a loud grunt and ropes of hot cum splash on your face. "Oh shit! Fuck, I'm sorry!" Smitty says frantically as he runs to the bar to grab a towel. "Did you drench another poor fuck?" someone asks. "Aww can it, Zug!" he snaps back. [[>>>|Back Room 4]]

The huge orc tenderly rubs the towel on your face. "Sorry about that. I'm a big guy and it kinda gets...everywhere." <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>> Smitty tosses the towel away. "You're cute, but I'd rather that happened under different circumstances!" he laughs giving you a gentle punch in the arm. With that he leads you out of the back room and into the bar. [[>>>|Bar Redux]]

!Bar Locals Who do you wanna chat with? [[Orc Thugs]] [[No One|Bar Redux]]

<<if $JoinThugs is 1>>The thugs greet you warmly and slap you on the shoulder. "Nice to see another member!" one with a snake patterned bandana says. "We'll let you know if anything comes up, or we get really horny again!" [[Go Back|Bar Chat]]<<else>>Against everything telling you it's a bad idea, you walk up to a group of orc thugs and say hello. Immediately they start eying you like a piece of meat. "You look like you're gang material!" one with a small scar on his cheek says. "Like the kinda guy who would steal from the orc king!" You start sweating profusely. "Relax guy, we'll help you! That is... if you join us... How about it?" [[Join|Orc Thugs Join]] [[Don't Join|Orc Thugs Don't Join]]<</if>>

You agree to join, feeling like these guys wouldn't ever take no for an answer. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>> "Alright!" one with a snake patterned bandana says. "Now that you're one of us, you need to pass initiation!" He makes a hand motion towards Smitty the bartender, who nods and rushes to lock the front door of the bar. "No one's gonna disturb you, boys!" he laughs. <<set $JoinThugs to 1>> "If you wanna be part of our group, you gotta satisfy ALL of us!" [[>>>|Orc Thugs Fuck]]

The scarred orc frowns. "Oh, you don't wanna join? Well then, guess we'll just have to tell the castle guard all about your plans then, huh? Wouldn't that be somethin? We don't rat on our own though..." [[Join After All...|Orc Thugs Join]]

All of the orc thugs surround you, turning your vision into a cascade of different shades of green. They lift you up and put you on a table, stripping your clothes off faster than you can keep track. Before you can say anything, a big rough hand grabs your face and directs you towards a leaky green cock. "Better take care of this if you know what's good for you..." the orc mutters. You open your mouth as wide as you can, but can barely fit the thick meat past your lips. Then the thug thrusts his hips and forces his dick into your throat. "Ahh, that's better..." [[>>>|Orc Thugs Fuck 2]]

As soon as you're used to the cock in your throat your arms are roughly grabbed and your hands cupped around a pair of huge orc dicks. "You gonna leave us out?" "Yeah, we want some attention too!" You start stroking the cocks, feeling them pulse with warmth in your hands... "Okay, since you guys got his mouth and hands, I'm gonna take his ass..." you hear a husky voice call out. [[>>>|Orc Thugs Fuck 3]]

Unable and unwanting to protest, you let yourself be washed over by the attention and the thick orc musk, only briefly coming back to reality when you feel a huge orc finger lubed with some kind of gel probing at your hole, getting it ready for something even bigger. When the cockhead pops inside of you you're VERY glad you have something in your mouth to muffle the noise, because holy hell does this feel good! The thug grabs your hips and slowly slides himself down to the base, making you feel like a piece of meat on a hot skewer. At this point your brain short circuits and everything becomes a blur of pleasure, musk, and orc cock. [[>>>|Orc Thugs Fuck 4]]

"Geeze, how many times has he shot? Ten? Twelve?" one of the orcs shouts in surprise and amusement. "Dunno, but with how his cock is twitching every time you thrust into him, I don't think he's done." another replies with a chuckle. "He sucks real, good but I'm done, I'm grabbing a drink." the one occupying your face says, pulling his now flaccid cock out of your throat. "Yeah, I should probably grab a towel..." one of the ones getting a handjob says, running off into the bar's back room. "Hmm, guess he passed then..." [[>>>|Orc Thugs Fuck Complete]]

You're brought out of the afterglow by a gentle tap on the face. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>> "Hey...just wanted to let you know...you passed." the scarred orc says. "Oh...and here's a towel." he tosses it to you so fast it lands on your face before you can even think to catch it. "I've never seen a guy shoot that much...but I've also never fucked a non-orc before, so maybe you're just fulla surprises like that. Anyway, you're part of the group now. we'll let you know if we got anything for you to do." You're now part of an orc gang. Maybe. Maybe it's just a sex group? Either way, you're part of it. [[>>>|Bar Redux]]

-Added a new section of the bar, letting you talk to the locals. -Added a new sex scene with a group of orc thugs. -You can now join the orc thugs, which will open up events later on. [[Go Back|Dev Notes]]

Gnomes make great bards because of their love of fun and tricks. By picking a gnome you can fit into smaller spaces than others, giving you a few extra passages to make up for having lesser strength. Do you want to be a gnome? [[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Gnome"]] [[No|RacePick]]

You ask the bartender about the Wet Tunic Contest and he shakes his head. "Buzz, the guy who runs the thing, wants this to be an Orc specific event. You're welcome to sit back and watch if you want." [[Watch|Tunic Scene 1]] [[Don't Watch|Event Selection]]

You take a seat near the back of the room. Before long all the lights go down, and you hear a deep voiced guy clear his throat. <<set $BuzzShow to 1>> "Alright everyone, it's time!" he announces with glee. You look for the source of the voice, and find that it's coming from an especially short bearded gnome standing on the bar, dressed in simple pants, suspenders covering a checkered shirt, and a red bowtie. A pretty standard outfit for someone from the Gnome country. "Hey folks! I'm Buzz, and I'm your host for this month's wet tunic contest!" He begins pacing back and forth as he talks, his thick black leather boots thumping with each step. [[>>>|Tunic Scene 2]]

"Alright, we got three orcs getting wet for us this evening! What's your name, stud?" Buzz waves his hand and creates a little music note in the air, directing a nervous mustached orc with massive muscles to speak into it. "I-I'm Thurg." "You from around here, Thurg?" "Yeah, lived here all my life, heh!" "Well then, are you wearing anything but that cute gray tunic?" "No sir." "That's what I wanna hear!" With that little back and forth out of the way, Buzz moves on to a couple other orcs, starting with a ripped one with a few battle scars named Zurok, and a chubby orc named Addug. [[>>>|Tunic Scene 3]]

"Get those scars in the bedroom, big guy?" Buzz says with a wink. Zurok blushes a bit and stammers. "N-no I didn't." Buzz coughs. "No, what?" "No sir!" "That's right!" For someone so short, Buzz is extremely dominant, making even the most battle hardened orcs putty in his hands. "Addug, you love doing these things, right?" "You know it sir!" "Aww cmon, I can't pick you EVERY week!" "I know, I just like showing off!" [[>>>|Tunic Scene 4]]

With a bit of banter out of the way, Buzz waves his hand once again, producing a perfect sphere of shimmering water that he plays with for a bit, making it roll over his hand and using some extra magic to cause it reflect different colors onto the walls in wavy patterns. No doubt about it, Buzz is a very skilled bard. [[>>>|Tunic Scene 5]]

Once he's done messing around, the gnome tosses the water sphere at Thurg where it lands with a splash. His chest is drenched, making his pecs extremely defined to the point that you can see his nipples. Below, the rest of the tunic is now hugging his tree trunk thighs, and the middle is starting to lift a bit. "Hoo! What a sight, eh fellas?" Buzz calls out to the crowd. They all respond with applause and catcalls, making Thurg's cock spring from the tunic. "Looks like he loves the attention!" Buzz hoots before giving the orc's cock a playful pat. Though the gnome's hands were big for his size, the cockhead still covered his entire palm. [[>>>|Tunic Scene 6]]

Next Buzz moves on to Addug, who has already lifted his tunic and stuck his tongue out. The chubby orc punctuates this by wiggling his rock hard dick back and forth. "Someone's a naughty boy! Put that back down so I can get you wet properly!" the host jokingly chides as he conjures a second water orb. He twirls the index finger of his left hand and the sphere becomes a water tentacle and flies towards Addug, coiling around his cock and pulsing for a while, causing him to moan. Before long though it bursts, leaving him drenched like Thurg. "If you're gonna show off, I am too!" Buzz chuckles. [[>>>|Tunic Scene 7]]

"Last but not least, we have Zurok." Buzz says as he conjures another sphere. "Show us what you're made of, captain!" an armored orc yells from the table next to you. Buzz's eyes light up. "Captain huh? I thought your face looked familiar..." he says with a smirk. Zurok responds by blushing a very deep red. "Since you're a special guest, we gotta give you a special treatment! Turn around!" Captain Zurok hesitantly complies with the gnome's order and faces the other way, showing his ample backside to the crowd. [[>>>|Tunic Scene 8]]

A mischevous grin spreads on Buzz's face. The sphere in his palm morphs into the shape of a large hand, and proceeds to give Zurok three hard swats to his ass, causing the orc to yelp loudly. Afterwards it explodes like the other two, leaving him drenched. His tunic outlines his perfect rump...well, perfectly. The gnome eyes it hungrily and clasps his hands. "I've made my decision, Captain Zurok is the winner!" The orc turns around in disbelief as the crowd cheers. You can't help but get into it too. [[>>>|Tunic Scene 9]]

"Ayy, bartender. Get Thurg and Addug some drinks, will ya? They've earned it," Buzz says as he starts taking his clothes off. "Since you won the contest," the gnome says while stroking Zurok's chin. "You're mine for the night." the orcish captain nods approvingly with even deeper blush. <<if $Race is "Gnome">>[[>>>|Tunic Scene Gnome 1]]<<else>>[[>>>|Tunic Scene 10]]<</if>>

As Buzz magically produces chains and shackles for his sub, he notices you in the crowd. "Well fuck me, is that another gnome? Get your ass up here and help me screw the brains out of this orc slut!" He doesn't have to tell you twice. You quickly strip out of your clothes and hop up into a chair, positioning yourself in front of the orc's mouth. [[>>>|Tunic Scene Gnome 2]]

Buzz snaps his fingers and a red ball gag that says "Orc Slut" appears in Zurok's mouth, to his surprise and arousal. At this point the gnome is down to his underwear and boots, and that's only for a short time, as he takes his black briefs off and tosses them to the crowd. Dozens of green hands shoot up to catch the undies. Buzz clenches his fist and the orc is covered in a puff of smoke for a short time, and as it clears he's revealed to have his hands held back by magical chains and his legs shackled to the floor. [[>>>|Tunic Scene 11]]

Buzz hops down to one of the chairs and starts grinding his cock against the orc's butt. "You like that, boy? You want daddy to fuck this tight hole?" Zurok looks back and nods very quickly. "Good answer!" With that little bit of consent, the gnome starts furiously pounding the orcish captain's ass, every once in a while giving it a hard smack. The entire time the crowd is still cheering. This bard sure knows how to put on a show! The orc moans loudly behind his gag as Buzz shows him who's boss, his dick constantly twitching from the prostate pounding. [[>>>|Tunic Scene 12]]

The gnome lets out a deep grunt and hugs Zurok's ass for a while, no doubt filling it up. By this point the orc's cock has left a puddle of precum on the floor, evidence of the amount of punishment his prostate has taken and of how much he loved every second of it. Buzz catches his breath and then stands back up. "That's tonight's show folks! See you next month! He releases Zurok and gives him a tender hug, before picking up his dapper outfit and getting dressed. You might have to come back next month... [[>>>|Bar Redux]]

By this point Buzz is wearing nothing but his black boots and grinding his cock against the orc's ass. "I got this end. We're gonna spitroast the fuck outta this pig!" You both match each other's rhythm as you fuck Zurok, leaving the lucky orc delirious with pleasure. The crowd cheers you on the entire time, several members pointing how much the captain's cock is leaking from this treatment. He's a damn good sub, and one of the best cocksuckers you've ever had! [[>>>|Tunic Scene Gnome 3]]

Before too long you unload into the orc's throat, feeling him suck every last drop of cum he can from your cock, causing you to let out a loud groan. This sets Buzz off and he starts cumming into Zurok's fat ass, hugging his hips as he catches his breath. The gnome eventually stands up straight. "That's tonight's show folks! See you next month! He releases Zurok and gives him a tender hug, before picking up his dapper outfit and getting dressed. Once he has his clothes on, Buzz approaches you. [[>>>|Tunic Scene Gnome 4]]

"I can recognize another Gnomish bard. I got some information for you about the castle, I'll be staying at the Bold Lion Inn tonight. If you can, come to room 26..." With that Buzz walks off into the crowd, shaking hands and chatting up drunk orcs. You decide to get dressed and move on. [[>>>|Bar Redux]]

-Added the ability to play as a gnome. -Added a new NPC, Buzz the daddy dom gnome bard. -Added the Wet Tunic Contest event, with an extra branch if you're a gnome. [[Go Back|Dev Notes]]

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!Vista Cliffs <<set $CurrentScreen to "Vista Cliffs">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Vista Cliffs Examine">> [img[$NoUp]] [img[$Left][Castle Road]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Nude Beach]] [img[$NoDown]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

These cliffs overlook the beach of Tuskany, with its crystal blue waves and rugged sands making quite a view. There are a few benches near the edge of the cliff to let people relax while they enjoy the sights. One of the benches seems to have a note attached to it... [[Read the Note|Vista Cliffs Note]] [[Go Back|Vista Cliffs]]

----- !NOTICE Nude Beachgoers may be found beyond this point! ----- [[>>>|Vista Cliffs]]

!Nude Beach <<set $CurrentScreen to "Nude Beach">><<set $ChatScreen to "Nude Beach Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Nude Beach Examine">> [img[$Up][Nude Beach North]] [img[$Left][Vista Cliffs]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$Down][Nude Beach South]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

Endless rolling mounds of glittering sand, rippling foamy waves, and dozens of naked orcish, gnomish, and just about everything else men. Some of them are playing with a beach ball, some are sunbathing or swimming, and others are of course, fucking. This beach must be extremely popular if it still has this many attendants during a celebration at the castle! [[>>>|Nude Beach]]

!Nude Beach South <<set $CurrentScreen to "Nude Beach South">><<set $ChatScreen to "Nude Beach South Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Nude Beach South Examine">> [img[$Up][Nude Beach]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$NoDown]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Nude Beach North <<set $CurrentScreen to "Nude Beach North">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Nude Beach North Examine">> [img[$NoUp]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$Down][Nude Beach]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

The north end of the beach has a ton of food stands and shops...all with incredibly long lines of cranky naked guys waiting for their turn. In addition, there seems to be some kind of dockside rental service for boats to go out to the islands nearby, it seems a little run down though. You have the urge to go for a stroll across the sand... [[Go for a Stroll|Nude Beach North Stroll]] [[Rent a Boat|Boat Rental]] [[Do Neither|Nude Beach North]]

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There are plenty of people here but most are occupied. Still, some look friendly, maybe you can strike up a conversation... [[Talk to Gnome Sunbather|Gnome Sunbather Chat]] [[Talk to Orc Waving a Wand|Orc Metal Detector Chat]] [[Talk to Devil Reading a Book|Devil Reader Chat]] [[Talk to No One|Nude Beach]]

The southern edge of the beach has a lot more rocks, so understandably there are less folks hanging around here. Because of this, there are a lot more birds and crabs. One poor bastard is in a tug of war with a seagull over a sandwich, and it doesn't look like its gonna end any time soon... [[>>>|Nude Beach South]]

Currently, it looks like no one is open to chat with, but that's bound to change later in the day. [[>>>|Nude Beach South]]

<<if $GnomeJerk is 1>>Bill gives you a quick wave and a tip of his sunglasses before going back to sunbathing and scratching his beard. Guess he wants to relax for a while, can't blame him after that handjob you gave the guy! [[>>>|Nude Beach]]<<else>>You walk towards the gnome sunbather and he tilts his sunglasses down to get a good look at you. "Nice." He fondles his crotch a bit before going back to enjoying the sun. [[How's it going?|Gnome Sunbather Chat 2]] [[See ya!|Nude Beach]]<</if>>

The orc is currently circling a small area in front of you. When the excited fella notices your presence, he perks up and greets you warmly. [[What are you doing?|Orc Metal Detector Chat 1]] [[Nice Package.|Orc Metal Detector Chat 2]] [[See ya!|Nude Beach]]

You walk towards the devil reading a book, and he looks up from his tome labeled "Memoires of Men Humping". After looking you over, the reader shakes his head. "I have no time for someone who is gonna stroll around here dressed like...THAT." Having said his piece, he goes back to his book and stops paying attention to you. [[RUDE|Nude Beach]]

The orc seems a little surprised. "Oh! I'm using this thing to look for metal in the sand! Sometimes you find stashes of money!" he says in a chipper voice while waving his wand around. [[Where can I get one?|Orc Metal Detector Chat 3]] [[Nice Package.|Orc Metal Detector Chat 2]] [[See ya!|Nude Beach]]

The orc's cheeks turn a deep red. "O-oh! Thank you! I didn't think about it much, but I guess everything is on display here, huh?" He waves goodbye and continues his activity. [[>>>|Nude Beach]]

He waves the wand around. "Oh, this? The local magic guild sells them. Maybe a wizard there will sell you one!" He waves goodbye and continues his activity. [[>>>|Nude Beach]]

He clears his throat. "Aww, it's not going too bad. I am pretty fuckin horny though..." The gnome adjusts his balls and hardening cock to emphasise his point. You can't take your eyes off of it. "Like what you see huh?" he chuckles. "I wouldn't mind one bit if you gave it a little squeeze. [[Touch It|Gnome Sunbather Jerkoff 1]] [[Don't Touch It|Gnome Sunbather Decline]]

You reach out and grip the gnome's cock, feeling the hot organ pulse and throb in your hand. He spreads his legs wider to give you some extra room...and some subtle instructions. You use your other hand to start massaging the sunbather's huge balls, and he lets out a loud groan to make sure you know you're doing a fine ass job. Slowly you start pumping your hand up and down, jerking him off while everyone else goes about their business. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>> "Fffuck... You're really good at that, you know?" he pants. [[>>>|Gnome Sunbather Jerkoff 2]]

The gnome shrugs. "Fine by me. I'll just catch a few rays for a while then..." He makes sure to give his hard cock a few wiggles for you though. A raunchy goodbye, for sure. [[>>>|Nude Beach]]

You pick up the pace and a smile creeps onto your face once he starts humping into your hand. Precum starts oozing out of his cockhead and that gives you the opportunity to go even faster, making your gnome partner let out a groan loud enough to get a few people's attention. <<set $GnomeJerk to 1>> A minotaur walks over to you two and greets the sunbather. "Bill, how you doin?" Bill the gnome laughs. "Can't you tell? Not too bad at all!" [[>>>|Gnome Sunbather Jerkoff 3]]

You notice that the minotaur's own dick is hardening as he can't take his eyes off of the action in front of him. You give him a wink and his cheeks turn a deep red as he starts rubbing his crotch a bit. "So, Cal... what you doin' today?" Bill asks the minotaur. "Oh nothin...just watching some guy jerk my best friend off!" he responds with a giggle. "You could ask him to do you too, if you want." the gnome says before his breath quickens as he gets close. [[>>>|Gnome Sunbather Jerkoff 4]]

"Oh no, I got things to do soon I- WOAH!" Cal stammers before being interrupted by Bill's cock becoming a geyser. "F-fuck man!" the gnome yells out, causing almost everyone in this area of the beach to focus their eyes on you. "I swear, your dick shoots like ten feet into the air!" Cal laughs. "See these huge balls? I can't help but shoot that high!" Bill responds. The minotaur nods to you and goes on his way, his cock bouncing with each step. [[>>>|Gnome Sunbather Jerkoff 5]]

Bill pats you on the shoulder. "Thanks bud, that felt like heaven! If you don't mind though, I got some sunbathin to take care of." <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>> With that, the gnome goes back to his activity, and you can't help but feel a little slutty knowing you jerked a dude off in the middle of a public beach... [[>>>|Nude Beach]]

-Added Graphics for both Save and Load options and recoded all in-game save and load buttons to use them. -Added a new area in the Nude Beach, which consists of 4 screens at the moment, and has plenty to be added in the future. -Gave the Nude Beach area its first sex scene. -Created temp assets to test the card game with. [[Go Back|Dev Notes]]

!$10 Folks Abdullah Alsayed, Addypup, Alexander Warden, Aquazero, asellus, Big_Toxic, Chuck Barnard, Dollhead, Eric Gay, Flux, Huey, Jake, Jesse, Jonathan George, Kay, KorenSolust, Owl, PeterVB, Red Rex, Robert Smith, Rod Green, Sameer, spacevac, Specter... You guys rock! :D [[Go Back|Credits]]

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<<if $SportsDrill is 1>>You go for stroll along the sands, but nothing eventful seems to happen. It is pretty relaxing though... [[>>>|Nude Beach North]]<<else>>You start taking a leisurely stroll along the north side of the beach, experiencing the soothing effects of the sun and the gentle waves. As you reach the northernmost edge of the beach though, you come across a group of naked orcs doing squats with their hands behind their head, all being yelled at by an equally naked dwarven man. "Cmon boys! You gotta be your best if we're gonna win the game next Monday!" the dwarf bellows into a megaphone. "Yes coach!" the orcs all yell back. [[>>>|NBN Stroll 2]]<</if>>

The coach notices you walking by and stops you. "Hey, would you by chance be a fan of the Tuskany Treefrogs? We're always happy to meet a fan!" <<set $SportsDrill to 1>> Before you can respond in any way, he drags you up to his little makeshift podium and starts barking at his players again. "Look alive, we got a fan here today, so we're getting started on the hard stuff early!" "Yes coach!" [[>>>|NBN Stroll 3]]

The coach blows on a whistle and each of the stocky orcs runs off for a bit, and then comes back with what looks like a little red sphere. "Okay boys...insert!" At that each of the orcs starts pressing their orb against their holes, inserting them into their asses. Once all of them have done this, the coach takes a similar one out of his beard and squeezes it in his hand, causing it to double in size. Judging by the reaction all the players are having, theirs changed too... [[>>>|NBN Stroll 4]]

"Alright! Gimme one hundred jumping jacks! NOW!" yells the coach. Slowly but surely all the players comply with the request, their cocks stiffening at the punishment their prostates must be going through at the moment. At first they all sound off the numbers, but before long "One! Two! Three!" becomes "Fifteaaaggh... Sixtooh... Seveeeeeeen..." and eventually becomes grunting and moaning. "How...how does this help them play?" you ask. [[>>>|NBN Stroll 5]]

"A good player needs to have his mind in the game. With all these orcs completely juiced, they won't have anything to worry about! Plus, everyone knows a star player needs a strong prostate!" he punctuates his statement by putting his fists on his hips. As if in response, almost immediately after he finishes his statement the players all start shooting like geysers, with thick ropes of cum covering the sand. Even as they cum they attempt to keep doing jumping jacks, and this just seems to prolong their orgasms and make them collapse onto the ground. Good hustle. [[>>>|NBN Stroll 6]]

"Ahh, its good to be coach..." the dwarf sighs. "Okay boys, lets hit the showers, move it!" All of the orcs run off yelling, with their coach not far behind. ...you feel like you know less about sports in this region than you should. [[>>>|Nude Beach North]]

-Added a new sex scene and introduced the local sports league plotline into the game. [[Go Back|Dev Notes]]

The merman boat attendant tips his hat at you. "We got a couple boats, one going fishing, and another goin to the Ursa Major Resort. You thinking about boarding one of the boats? <<if $SportsDrill is 1>>[[Get on Resort Boat|Board Resort Boat]]<<else>>[[Get on Resort Boat|No Resort Boat]]<</if>> [[Tell Me About the Resort|Resort Description]] [[Don't Get on Boat|Nude Beach North]]

!Resort Rumor Don't tell anyone I told ya...but people have been saying things about that island resort off the coast of Tuskany. ...been saying things like it's haunted! If I were a braver man I'd go rent a boat and check it out! [[Go Back|NotesScreen]]

After you tell the merman you want to take a boat to the resort, the orc sports team from earlier bulldozes past you, filling up all seats except for one...between two of the largest players. You take your seat between them and wait for the boat to take of from the shore...feeling more than a little cramped. The smell of their post workout musk is heavy in the air, and it's almost a little intoxicating. [[>>>|Board Boat 2]]

The merman shrugs. "I'd be happy to let you get on this boat, but I can't leave til the local orc sports team gets onboard. If you can find them and find a way to get them to leave soon, you might be able to get to the resort today!" [[>>>|Nude Beach North]]

"I've never been to the place myself, but I get a lot of people wanting to go there, especially during the summer. I know the whole resort was built around an old hotel, and some parts of the hotel still have their old fixtures. Still, they get plenty of repeat customers!" <<if $SportsDrill is 1>>[[Get on Resort Boat|Board Resort Boat]]<<else>>[[Get on Resort Boat|No Resort Boat]]<</if>> [[Don't Get on Boat|Nude Beach North]]

One of the two orcs turns to you. "You're very cute," he says with a sly wink. The sports star fishes his cock out of his pants and wiggles it at you, clearly trying to get a reaction. Judging by how hot the room feels, he definitely got his wish. The orc laughs and puts his cock away before giving you a gentle nudge with his elbow. "Gotta save it for the pool!" [[>>>|Board Boat 3]]

After a short time the boat lands on a much more extravagant dock and the merman escorts everyone off. A big glowing neon sign with bear riding a comet greets the resort's new guests. !Ursa Major Resort [[>>>|Board Boat 4]]

You stretch a little bit, then head straight for the hotel for a nap. The hotel seems to be old, and the receptionist is transparent and floating like some kind of ghost, but it feels like it would be very rude to bring up either thing, so you just grab a room and go lay down. [[>>>|Board Boat 5]]

The bed is soft and comfy, so much so that after just a moment of closing your eyes you drift off to sleep... <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "Castle" loop volume 0.50 play>> <<set $Location to "Resort">> When you wake up, it's pitch black outside, and the air feels very...different. [[Walk Around|Hotel Room]]

!Hotel Room <<set $CurrentScreen to "Hotel Room">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Hotel Room Examine">> [img[$NoUp]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$Down][Hotel 1F Hallway East]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Hotel 1F: Hallway East <<set $CurrentScreen to "Hotel 1F Hallway East">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Hotel 1F Hallway East Examine">> [img[$Up][Hotel Room]] [img[$Left][Hotel 1F Hallway Center]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$NoDown]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Hotel 1F: Hallway Center <<set $CurrentScreen to "Hotel 1F Hallway Center">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Hotel 1F Hallway Center Examine">> [img[$NoUp]] [img[$Left][Hotel 1F Hallway West]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Hotel 1F Hallway East]] [img[$Down][Hotel Lobby]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Hotel 1F: Hallway West <<set $CurrentScreen to "Hotel 1F Hallway West">><<set $ChatScreen to "Hotel 1F Hallway West Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Hotel 1F Hallway West Examine">> [img[$NoUp]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Hotel 1F Hallway Center]] [img[$NoDown]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Hotel 1F Lobby <<set $CurrentScreen to "Hotel Lobby">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Hotel Lobby Examine">> [img[$Up][Hotel 1F Hallway Center]] [img[$Left][Hotel Elevator]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$Down][Resort Plaza]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

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!Resort Plaza <<set $CurrentScreen to "Resort Plaza">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Resort Plaza Examine">> [img[$Up][Hotel Lobby]] [img[$Left][Resort Garden Entrance]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Resort Pool Entrance]] [img[$Down][Resort Docks]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

Select a Floor [[Hotel Roof]] [[Hotel 4F Stage Entrance]] [[Hotel 3F Archives Entrance]] [[Hotel 2F Fountain]] [[Hotel Lobby]] [[Hotel Basement]]

This button appears to be out of order... [[>>>|Hotel Elevator]]

!Resort Pool Entrance <<set $CurrentScreen to "Resort Pool Entrance">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Resort Pool Entrance Examine">> [img[$NoUp]] [img[$Left][Resort Plaza]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Resort Pool]] [img[$NoDown]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Resort Garden Entrance <<set $CurrentScreen to "Resort Garden Entrance">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Resort Garden Entrance Examine">> [img[$NoUp]] [img[$Left][Resort Garden Path]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Resort Plaza]] [img[$NoDown]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Resort Pool <<set $CurrentScreen to "Resort Pool">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Resort Pool Examine">> <<if $HasPoolKey is 1>>[img[$Up][Resort Pool House]]<<else>>[img[$Up][Pool House Lock]]<</if>> [img[$Left][Resort Pool Entrance]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$NoDown]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Resort Garden Path <<set $CurrentScreen to "Resort Garden Path">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Resort Garden Path Examine">> [img[$NoUp]] [img[$Left][Resort Garden Greenhouse Exterior]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Resort Garden Entrance]] [img[$Down][Resort Garden Statues]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Resort Garden Statues <<set $CurrentScreen to "Resort Garden Statues">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Resort Garden Statues Examine">> [img[$Up][Resort Garden Path]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$NoDown]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Resort Garden Greenhouse Exterior <<set $CurrentScreen to "Resort Garden Greenhouse Exterior">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Resort Garden Greenhouse Exterior Examine">> <<if $HasGreenhouseKey is 1>>[img[$Up][Resort Garden Greenhouse Interior]]<<else>>[img[$Up][Greenhouse Lock]]<</if>> [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Resort Garden Path]] [img[$NoDown]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Pool House [[Look Around the Floor|Pool House Floor]] [[Look Around the Shelves|Pool House Shelves]] <<if $HasUnlabeledTape is 1>>[[Look Around the Back|Pool House Back First]]<<else>>[[Look Around the Back|Pool House Back]]<</if>> [[Leave|Resort Pool]]

As soon as you step into the greenhouse a large vine wraps around your leg and pulls you into the air, dangling you in front of what looks like a mouth. "Finally!" the plant mouth shouts in a deep rumbly voice. "That door's been locked for weeks, I'm starving!" Another vine wraps around your leg and pulls you closer. "I'm Buck, by the way. "Semen demon plant." Before you can respond or even thrash around the monster brings a hollow tentacle up to your balls and sucks them in, giving them a massage that feels so damn good you can't think straight anymore. [[>>>|Greenhouse Bad End 2]]

!Hotel Basement <<set $CurrentScreen to "Hotel Basement">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Hotel Basement Examine">> [img[$NoUp]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$Down][Hotel Elevator]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

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This button appears to be out of order... [[>>>|Hotel Elevator]]

!Hotel 3F: Archives Entrance <<set $CurrentScreen to "Hotel 3F Archives Entrance">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Hotel 3F Archives Entrance Examine">> [img[$Up][Hotel 3F Archives South]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$Down][Hotel Elevator]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Resort Docks <<set $CurrentScreen to "Resort Docks">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Resort Docks Examine">> [img[$Up][Resort Plaza]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$NoDown]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

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!Inventory !!!<<if $HasStrangeCoin is 1>>[[Strange Coin|Strange Coin Item]]<<else>>?????<</if>> !!!<<if $HasGreenhouseKey is 1>>[[Greenhouse Key|Greenhouse Key Item]]<<else>>?????<</if>> !!!<<if $HasPoolKey is 1>>[[Pool House Key|Pool Key Item]]<<else>>?????<</if>> !!!<<if $HasUnlabeledTape is 1>>[[Unlabeled Tape|Unlabeled Tape Item]]<<else>>?????<</if>> <<link "Go Back" $CurrentScreen>><</link>>

!Notes !!!<<if $OldDemonTalk is 1>>[[Cheat Sheet|Notes Cheat Sheet]]<<else>>?????<</if>> !!!<<if $HasVirilityNotes is 1>>[[Virility Potion Notes|Notes Virility Potion]]<<else>>?????<</if>> <<link "Go Back" $CurrentScreen>><</link>>

Your hotel room is pretty nice. There's a chair, a desk, and an okay bed with some ugly green sheets. <<if $HasStrangeCoin is 1>><<else>>On the desk is a strange coin from a country you don't recognize, probably left by a previous occupant of the room. <</if>>You can occassionally hear the creaking of people's footsteps above, signalling that even this late at night there's plenty of action going on. <<if $HasStrangeCoin is 1>><<else>> [[Take the Coin|Coin Take]] <</if>>[[Go Back|Hotel Room]]

It looks like you're staying in the cheapest part of the floor, as none of the other rooms in this section even have doors. Both of them have security tape holding them closed, with splinters of wood everywhere telling you it is a BAD idea to try stepping over it. [[>>>|Hotel 1F Hallway East]]

Like the rest of the first floor hallway, there's not much to the decor, just a few lamps and cheap looking paintings. On this side of the hall is room 104. Will you knock on one? [[Knock on 104|104 Response]] [[Don't Knock|Hotel 1F Hallway Center]]

Like the rest of the first floor hallway, there's not much to the decor, just a few lamps and cheap looking paintings. On this side of the hall are rooms 101, 102, and 103. Will you knock on one? [[Knock on 101|1F No Response]] [[Knock on 102|102 Response]] [[Knock on 103|103 Response]] [[Don't Knock|Hotel 1F Hallway West]]

An old demon man appears to be sleeping in a rocking chair outside of room 102, you could say hello if you want. [[Say Hello|Hello Old Demon]] [[Let Him Be|Hotel 1F Hallway West]]

The hotel's lobby has wall to wall purple carpeting and many plants in simple clay pots placed everywhere. Currently the ghost who runs the desk seems to be elsewhere, and you can't hear much noise other than the fountain upstairs. [[>>>|Hotel Lobby]]

The plaza is pretty small, with small paths going in all cardinal directions. This probably exists to give someone a place to stand outside that doesn't have a chance of being splashed by water or dealing with exotic plants. There's an info booth being staffed by a very bored old demon lady. [[Check out the Booth|Resort Info Booth Examine]] [[Go Back|Resort Plaza]]

The old demoness running the booth sighs. "Whatdya need?" You briefly look at her nametag and see she's named Ipos before remembering she asked a question. "...info?" She adjusts her beehive hairdo and thick ruby red glasses before staring back at you blankly. "I'm shocked. Stunned. What do you need info on?" [[What is there to do?|Info Booth To Do]] [[Do you know where to get food?|Info Booth Food]] [[Does anything seem off to you?|Info Booth Off]] [[Nothing, thanks!|Resort Plaza]]

The waves on the short are extremely choppy tonight, and the water seems to stretch on endlessly. No boats seem to be docked right now, which feels just a little bit unnerving... [[>>>|Resort Docks]]

The pool is pretty occupied, even this late at night. Dozens of men of all shapes and sizes are either lounging by the pool or swimming in it, all chattering and laughing so much that you can barely hear the music playing. <<if $SeenPoolFuck is 1>>Forrest seems to have left, maybe he's back at his job? That or he went somewhere else to get Jerry off his tail. [[>>>|Resort Pool]]<<else>>There's a minotaur beckoning towards you with a smirk on his face. What could he want? [[Go See|Resort Pool Fuck]] [[Nah|Resort Pool]]<</if>>

The entrance to the pool has a huge sign with waves and orcas...two things you wouldn't really expect to see at a pool. There's also a list of rules detailing what you can and can't do while at the pool. Unsurprisingly, the place is clothing optional like the rest of the resort. [[>>>|Resort Pool Entrance]]

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You try to open the door to the pool house but it's locked. Where could the key be? [[>>>|Resort Pool]]

You go to open the door to the greenhouse, but it seems to be locked... Hmm... Where could the key be? [[>>>|Resort Garden Greenhouse Exterior]]

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<<if $SeenGardenFuck is 1>>The outside of the greenhouse is covered in flowering vines, very fittingly. It also has a ring of bushes surrounding it, making it look almost like a giant diamond set in the earth. Those guys fucking seem to have left, so everything feels very still. [[>>>|Resort Garden Greenhouse Exterior]]<<else>>The outside of the greenhouse is covered in flowering vines, very fittingly. It also has a ring of bushes surrounding it, making it look almost like a giant diamond set in the earth. There's some shaking going on in the bushes... [[Check it Out|Resort Garden Fuck 1]] [[Forget About it|Resort Garden Greenhouse Exterior]]<</if>>

The garden's entrance is adorned with rows and rows of exotic flowers in all shades of the rainbow, perhaps the person who designed this just kinda ran with the fact that it's a gay resort. Normally the podium near the archway probably has someone attending it, but it must be too late at night for them to be needed. [[>>>|Resort Garden Entrance]]

The garden's path has many archways with vines twisting around them to guide people to various areas. There's things like circles of rose bushes, giant overhanging fruit trees, and even some moss covered statues to the south. [[>>>|Resort Garden Path]]

The statues in the garden are all covered in thick vibrant moss, probably intentionally, as another part of its collection of plants. Some of the statues are, of course, naked men. Orcs, devils, gnomes, and many more! The resort sure knows its audience. [[>>>|Resort Garden Statues]]

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The basement is extremely dark and you can't see much, it's probably best to take the elevator out of here... [[>>>|Hotel Basement]]

In front of you is an extremely ornate marble doorway that doesn't seem to fit the decor of the rest of the hotel. The top of it is designed to look like an open book, and out of the book spills two waterfalls that make up the doorway's sides. Considering the room is for storing books and knick-knacks, this seems a bit much. [[>>>|Hotel 3F Archives Entrance]]

!Hotel 3F: Archives South <<set $CurrentScreen to "Hotel 3F Archives South">><<set $ChatScreen to "Hotel 3F Archives South Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Hotel 3F Archives South Examine">> [img[$Up][Hotel 3F Archives North]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$Down][Hotel 3F Archives Entrance]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

!Hotel 3F: Archives North <<set $CurrentScreen to "Hotel 3F Archives North">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Hotel 3F Archives North Examine">> [img[$NoUp]] [img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]] [img[$Down][Hotel 3F Archives South]] Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G [img[$ItemsIcon][Resort Inventory Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][Resort Notes Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]

The archives are full of books, tapes, magazines, and other forms of media. Before the demons converted it into a nude resort, this place was probably a library and they just kept most of the inventory. There's a small room off to the side where you can watch some tapes. [[Enter the Tape Room|Hotel 3F Tape Room]] [[Go Back|Hotel 3F Archives South]]

The northern end of the archives are nothing but books. Shelves and shelves of them piled high enough to make you feel a little dizzy. There are a few tables to read some books, if someone was inclined. [[I am inclined to read some books.|Archive 3F Books]] [[I am not inclined to read some books.|Hotel 3F Archives North]]

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You knock on the door, but no one responds. Maybe they're asleep? Hopefully they're asleep. [[>>>|Hotel 1F Hallway West]]

<<if $ShortTalk is 1>>You just hear someone shout "GO AWAY!!!". Yeah maybe you should do that. [[>>>|Hotel 1F Hallway West]]<<else>>You knock on the door and immediately hear a loud grumble and someone with a very deep voice shout "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" as they stomp over towards the door and pull it open. You're greeted by a naked muscular orc that is definitely much shorter than average, and behind him on the bed is the largest one you've ever seen, wearing a ball gag and glaring at you with an intensity that makes you feel embarrassed for even knocking. <<set $ShortTalk to 1>> "WHATDYA WANT?!" the short orc barks. [[Uhh...Seen anything weird lately?|103 Response 2]] [[NEVERMIND HAVE A NICE DAY!|Hotel 1F Hallway West]] <</if>>

He puts his face in his palm. "The only thing weird I seen today is some dumbass knocking on my hotel door in the middle of the night when I'm tryin to wreck my new husband's ass!" "Oh! ...congrats on the wedding!" "THANKS! GOODBYE!" with that he slams the door and stomps off. "Some folks just don't got good manners these days Gruk. I tells ya back in Zugberg people wouldn't just knock on your door in the middle of the night when you're t..." He trails off and you can't hear him anymore. [[>>>|Hotel 1F Hallway West]]

You knock on the door but all you get in response is a loud "SHHHHHHH!". Rude. [[>>>|Hotel 1F Hallway West]]

You go to knock on the door, but see that it has a "Do not disturb or I will eat you!" sign, and you don't wanna test whether or not that's hyperbole. It's probably not literal, but just in case... [[>>>|Hotel 1F Hallway Center]]

<<if $OldDemonTalk is 1>>You go to speak to the old demon but notice he's snoring extremely loudly. Maybe now isn't the best time to talk to him... [[>>>|Hotel 1F Hallway West]]<<else>>You whisper hello to the demon and he quickly sits up. "I WAS LISTENIN!" he shouts. You have no idea what he's talking about, maybe ask him something? [[Does anything feel strange to you?|Old Demon Response 1]] [[How are things?|Old Demon Response 2]]<</if>>

The old man thinks for a moment, his tail swishing back and forth as he's lost in thought. "Nope! Not a thing! Feels pretty normal! I've been working at this hotel for seven decades, and today feels about average to me! Lots of sexy naked men walking around here and getting up to all sorts of things." [[What can you tell me about the hotel?|Old Demon Response 3]]

The old man laughs. "How am I? I work at a gay resort where I get to see naked men parading down the halls and fucking each other all the time. I'm just dandy!" "How long you been working here?" He scratches his head and thinks for a moment, his tail lazily swishing in the air. "About 70 years I think!" [[What can you tell me about the hotel?|Old Demon Response 3]]

The demon waves his hand at you with a huff. "I could tell you millions of things about this place, why don't you just take take this cheat sheet I give to all my new assistant janitors and do some field learning, grandpa needs a nap. <<set $OldDemonTalk to 1>> After handing you a crumpled sheet of paper, the demon dozes off again. !!!You got the Cheat Sheet! [[>>>|Hotel 1F Hallway West]]

------- !Pappy Mephisto's Cheat Sheet 1.The bottom of the pool has a hatch. Never open it when the pool is full! 2.Don't bother worrying about the broken rooms, there's nothing in em. 3.The spare Greenhouse Key is always in the archives. 4.When the twisted ones come, RUN. ------- [[>>>|Resort Notes Screen]]

You grab the strange coin and shove it in your pocket. <<set $HasStrangeCoin to 1>> !!!You got a Strange Coin! [[>>>|Hotel Room]]

!Strange Coin A bizarre coin with a gnomish man on it. He has a very bushy mustache and a top hat. He looks towards the viewer with a coy wink, and around him is a circle of letters or words that you don't recognize. This definitely isn't gnomish currancy...but then what is it? [[Go Back|Resort Inventory Screen]]

!Greenhouse Key A small silver key with its handle in the shape of an ornate flower, making it almost look like a brooch. This key allows you to get in and out of the greenhouse. [[Go Back|Resort Inventory Screen]]

Ipos rolls her eyes. "There's nothing but things to do here. It's a resort." She pulls out a pamphlet and starts reading from it in an extremely monotone voice. "We have a beautiful aromatic garden filled with rare plants, a giant swimming pool with water enchanted to always be refreshing, and our state of the art hotel which will always leave you relaxed and satisfied." She throws the pamphlet behind her and narrows her eyes. "Is that all?" [[Do you know where to get food?|Info Booth Food]] [[Does anything seem off to you?|Info Booth Off]] [[Nothing, thanks!|Resort Plaza]]

Ipos looks at you like you just asked her what color a red delicious apple was. "Son, I'm an ancient succubus from the deepest pits of hell. I eat the souls of weak willed men and one sustains me for a hundred years. I don't give a rat's ass about food and I don't know where it is." You narrow your eyes. "...succubus?" "I did say ancient. Now, is that all you need?" [[What is there to do?|Info Booth To Do]] [[Does anything seem off to you?|Info Booth Off]] [[Nothing, thanks!|Resort Plaza]]

She coughs very loudly...pauses for what feels like an hour, and then speaks up. "No." "Really?" "Yes. Is that all?" [[What is there to do?|Info Booth To Do]] [[Do you know where to get food?|Info Booth Food]] [[Nothing, thanks!|Resort Plaza]]

You slowly creep up to the bushes, not wanting to get bitten by an animal, and part a couple of the bushes to see... A lizard man and getting a blowjob from his orc companion. "Hey!" the lizard yells. "Mmph!" the orc adds. [[>>>|Resort Garden Fuck 2]]

"Oh, it's just another guy. Get back to sucking, Brut," the lizard barks, before turning to you with a smile. "So, how're you enjoying the resort?" "Good!" You say, having trouble taking your eyes off of the huge cock the orc is trying to fit in his mouth. "Impressed huh? My dad was a dragon, so you could say it runs in the family!" the lizard man smirks. "I'm Zharin by the way." [[>>>|Resort Garden Fuck 3]]

Without taking his eyes off of you Zharin puts one of his legs on Brut's head and forces him down to the base of the lizard man's cock. The orc's own dick springs to life almost immediately. This must be one of his favorite positions. <<set $SeenGardenFuck to 1>> "Have you been here before?" Zharin asks as he face fucks his partner. "Uh... no this is my first time!" "Oh you're gonna love it, me and my husband come here every year!" [[>>>|Resort Garden Fuck 4]]

Suddenly the lizard grabs his orc sub's head with both hands and pushes down even harder! "Make sure to swallow it all like a good boy!" Zhahir grunts as shoots his load down Brut's throat. The orc's cheeks turn red as he obeys his husband's command. Brut pulls his face off of the huge draconic cock in front of him. "We're gonna enjoy the evening here for a little bit," he says with a clear sore throat. "Maybe we'll see you in the hotel some time!" [[>>>|Resort Garden Greenhouse Exterior]]

"So...you come here often?" the minotaur winks. "Nah, this is my first time..." You can feel yourself blushing as you eye his muscles. "Maybe sometime soon we could go on a date and I c-" he cuts himself off as his eyes go wide. "Oh shit it's my boss, I wasn't here!" he says as he dashes into the pool, accidentally dragging you with him. At least since it's a clothing free resort you don't have to worry about your clothes getting wet. [[>>>|Resort Pool Fuck 2]]

A grey wolf man with a clipboard and a visor stomps towards you. "Hey, have you seen a minotaur around here? Muscular, reddish fur, not a single braincell in his head?" You start to speak, but the words get trapped in your throat as you can feel your hidden companion start to fondle your balls while he's under water. "N-nope! Haven't seen him, but I'll let you know if I do!" <<set $SeenPoolFuck to 1>> [[>>>|Resort Pool Fuck 3]]

The wolf sighs. "Dammit, this is the third time this week that Forrest has ditched his job! Who's gonna move all the heavy stage equipment now?!" You nod vigorously as Forrest starts jerking you off underwater. How long can that bastard hold his breath? "Uh huh, uh huh, I get you. Been there pal." You say, feeling like an idiot. "Thanks, I'm glad SOMEONE understands me!" the wolfman barks, presumedly to make Forrest feel bad if he's nearby. "You know...this job isn't easy..." [[>>>|Resort Pool Fuck 4]]

"Oh god..." you groan as the minotaur starts sucking on your cockhead. "Yeah, you're just imagining how bad the job is, right? Everyone's like... Jerry carry these boxes! Jerry, the soup's gonna be late! Jerry, the ghost at the front desk is possessing people again! I'm just one wolf, you know?" You start to lean against the edge of the pool as you feel you're getting close to cumming. "Mhmm, mhmm!" you respond, wondering if Forrest is some kind of goddamn champion diver or something. [[>>>|Resort Pool Fuck 5]]

The bull man grabs your ass with both hands and forces your cock as deep as it can go in his throat. The asshole knows what he's doing! "I try to be a good boss, but sometimes it's a little too much for me to handle. I mean, do you have any ideas on how I can make them stop putting so many responsibilities on me?" Jerry sighs. "I-I'm cumming! Errr... up short with ideas!" you yell as you shoot down the minotaur's throat and he keeps sucking as hard as he can. "Thanks for listening, you're a good dude." the wolf says as he gives you a smile and wanders off to look for his missing employee. [[>>>|Resort Pool Fuck 6]]

Once his boss is gone the minotaur resurfaces and gives your butt a smooch. "You really had to do that?" you ask angrily. "Had to pay you back for your help somehow!" the bull laughs before getting out of the pool. "Thanks for the help!" Forrest slips something into your hand before walking to the other side of the pool and talking to an older orc man. You slowly get out and go grab a towel to dry yourself off, still a little stunned from the blowjob. You're almost wiped out enough to go back to bed already! [[>>>|Resort Pool Fuck 7]]

-Created the Ursa Major Resort area, a new section of the game to explore. -Added NPCs, Sex Scenes, Events, Items, and Notes to the resort. -Updated the backers list for the new month. [[Go Back|Dev Notes]]

You attempt to speak to an elderly snake running the archives, but all she does is loudly "Sssssssssssssshh!" you. [[>>>|Hotel 3F Archives South]]

There are a few tapes on the stand next to the player, which would you like to watch? [["Jimmy's Stunt"|Archives Tape Jimmy]] [["Naughty Boy Learns a Lesson"|Archives Tape Naughty]] [["Robert's Garden"|Archives Tape Robert]] <<if $HasUnlabeledTape is 1>>[[Unlabeled Tape|Unlabeled]]<<else>><</if>> [[None|Hotel 3F Archives North]]

Most of the books seem uninteresting, but a few stand out. Which would you like to read? [[Origin of Demons|Archives Demon Origins]] [[Weird Plants|Archives Weird Plants]] [[Unlocking Your Potential|Archives Unlock]] [[Orc Songs|Archives Orc Songs]] [[Myths About Werewolves|Archives Werewolves]] [[Potion Brewing for Dummies|Archives Potions]] [[Read None of Them|Hotel 3F Archives North]]

------ Although there are many theories as to where demons came from, nobody is actually sure. We talked to Elder L'usot, the oldest still living member of the demon race, and he claims that demons like him were born when "A god jerked off while thinking of some really kinky stuff...and then bam! A whole bunch of us just started existing. Now we all eat orgasms and energy instead of food like the rest of you twerps." ------ [[>>>|Archive 3F Books]]

------- A couple plants native to the devil islands tend to be popular among tourists. The first is sassyfrass, a tall grass that seems to sway and makes noises that sound like a *hmph!*. The maneater is easily the most popular. Evolving a symbiotic relationship with demons, the plant engulfs the testicles and penis of a man and stimulates them with extreme intensity, forcing the man to orgasm constantly until the being has drained every last drop it can. Nearby demons can feed on the orgasmic energy as the victim is pushed to their limit! ------- [[>>>|Archive 3F Books]]

<<if $HasGreenhouseKey is 1>>The book is still a bunch of vague positive nonsense, and this time there's no keys falling out of the book... <<else>>You open the book and flip from page to page, noting that all of the things in it are just vaguely positive encouragements. You could probably unlock the same potential by hiring a cheerleader to follow you around for a while. <<set $HasGreenhouseKey to 1>> When you get near the end though, a small key falls out of the pages. Attached to it is a tiny note that says "For opening the Greenhouse.". !!!You got the Greenhouse Key! <</if>> [[>>>|Archive 3F Books]]

------- Though orcs sometimes have a stereotype of being aggressive, there are surprisingly few war songs. Only a few of *those* ones are even played anymore, mostly from the Orc/Gnome border war from last decade. Unsurprisingly most orc songs are about fucking. With such a strong pub culture among orcs, the number of drinking songs about various sex acts vastly outnumber war chants. Interestingly, the oldest war chant known, "Penetrate His Inner Defenses and Claim Him", has come into question in recent years, with some scholars claiming it's also a fuck song. ------- [[>>>|Archive 3F Books]]

------ For the last few decades, rumors of men changing into wolflike forms and terrorizing the countryside have existed, but where did it start? Apparently about 25 years ago a wolf named Jethro got extremely drunk, crashed through a farming family's kitchen window, and started claiming he was actually a gnome that got transformed. For some reason the farmers believed it and started spreading the rumor. According to Jethro's friend and occassional rival Dale, what actually happened is Jethro and the oldest farmer got caught having sex and they made the werewolf story up on the spot before Jethro jumped through the window to escape. Perhaps we'll never know the true story of what happened... ------ [[>>>|Archive 3F Books]]

------ -Virility Potion of the Gods- [1 Mandrake Root] [1 Sprig of Sassyfrass] [2 Orcish Rosebuds] [The Juice of a Lovehorn Fruit] Combine all ingredients and shake well. The recipient will experience a massive swelling of the testicles as well as an intense need to achieve orgasm immediately and multiple times. *Author's note: Put towels down! He's gonna be a geyser!* ------ <<set $HasVirilityNotes to 1>>Hmm...maybe you should copy this... [[>>>|Archive 3F Books]]

After a few seconds of static, the screen shows a hawkman on a roof in the middle of a crowded city. He's probably Jimmy. "People! Hawks were meant to fly, and I will show all of you right here right now!" Jimmy bellows as he jumps off the roof and starts flapping his arms. The bird plummets immediately, falling into a large open container of "Marshmallow Soft Ice Cream". After a few moments a shaky thumbs up appears from the container and the tape stops. [[>>>|Hotel 3F Tape Room]]

The tape turns on and immediately you see two devils next to a blindfolded orc shackled to the wall. "So...you said this will make me really good in bed?" the orc says, moving his head to each side to hear a response. "Oh yeah, for sure!" the blue demon on the left says with a chuckle. "You won't have to worry about a thing." the pink one on the right adds. [[>>>|Naughty Tape 2]]

After a few seconds of static, the tv screen is covered with a large colorful logo saying "Robert's Garden" and some cheesy out of tune music can be heard. "Welcome to Robert's Garden. I'm your host, Robert!" A middle aged orc with a thick beard says, waving towards the camera. "Today I'd like to talk to you about aphrodisiacs." The gardener holds up a small vial before chugging it. [[>>>|Robert Tape 2]]

TAPE TO BE ADDED SOON [[>>>|Hotel 3F Tape Room]]

The blue devil nods to the pink, and then the pink devil starts caressing the orc's plump balls, occassionally giving them a kiss. "Ooh, I like where this is going!" the orc laughs. Blue starts sucking the orc's cock and all he can do in response is moan. This keeps going on for a few minutes, before the orc stammers "I...I'm gonna cum!". "Are you?" Pink asks. [[>>>|Naughty Tape 3]]

"H-huh?" the orc says trembling. He's REALLY close. Suddenly the duo stops what they're doing entirely. "C'mon guys. I'm almost there, what's up?" Blue smirks. "We gotta make you last longer in bed, so we're gonna be at this for a while. After a short time, they go back to what they were doing with more intensity. [[>>>|Naughty Tape 4]]

At this point the orc is thrashing around. "Guys! I really gotta cum! Please!" The devils aren't letting up, they keep repeating a cycling of overstimulating him and then making sure he only hits the edge of orgasm. The poor sub's cock is now constantly leaking precum down to the stone floor, and his nuts are visibly throbbing. "Do you really wanna cum?" the blue demon says in a fake nurturing voice. "Y-yeah!" [[>>>|Naughty Tape 5]]

"Okay Rocco, he says he wants to cum!" Blue laughs. The pink devil then grabs ahold of the orc and reaches on hand behind him, the other starts stroking his cock at a rapid pace. "How many you go in there?" Blue asks. "Only one, pretty sure this hole's virgin, Mac." Rocco says. "Oooohgodohgodohgod!" the orc pants as he starts thrusting into the demon's hand. [[>>>|Naughty Tape 6]]

Before too long huge ropes of cum burst from the orc's cock while he groans loudly...and then more...and more...and more! "I...I can't stop cumming! Feels so good b-but I can't stop!" he pants. "You said you wanted to cum!" Mac chuckles. "You're gonna keep cumming til we say you're done!" The orc's hips just keep bucking and he keeps thrashing, while load after load shoots out of his poor overstimulated dick. The tape ends before he stops... [[>>>|Hotel 3F Tape Room]]

-Updated the resort to have the archives, which contains books and tapes the player can look at, as well as a new entry in the inventory and notes menus. -Added a new sex scene involving a couple devils. [[Go Back|Dev Notes]]

"What I just drank is mandrake extract," he huffs as a tent builds in his pants. "An aphrodisiac so strong that it can make dragons horny for days." The orc takes his shirt off and starts playing with his nipples while letting out some low moans. "It getting to you?" a voice, presumedly the cameraman, chuckles. "Yeah, I gotta blow my load right now." [[>>>|Robert Tape 3]]

The host proceeds to whip his cock and beat it furiously, grunting like an animal. The cameraman repeatedly calls out to Robert but he's too focused on cumming to notice. Eventually he unleashes a massive load that drenches the lens, and the cameraman shouts "Cut!". [[>>>|Hotel 3F Tape Room]]

"Oh yeah, you're feelin good alright. A big fella like you has some really full balls..." Buck licks his lips before giving you the most intense blowjob you've ever had in your life. If your brain wasn't fried before, it is now. And to solidify it, the monster snakes a thin tentacle into your ass and starts pressing against your prostate. You're completely overcome with pleasure and start spewing load after load after load. [[>>>|Greenhouse Bad End 3]]

Eventually someone finds you and Buck stops treating you like his fucktoy, but not before a full night of milking you dry. Looks like your adventure has come to an end, but it doesn't have to be that way. Let's put you back somewhere safe, before you made that decision... [[>>>|Resort Garden Greenhouse Exterior]]

-Added an additional tape to watch. -Added a sex scene/bad end with Buck, a new character. -Updated the supporter list with all the new supporters. -Added two new items, the pool key and the unlabeled tape. [[>>>|Dev Notes]]

Curious, you take a close look at what the bull slipped into your hand. It appears to be a key shaped out of some teal colored metal, adorned with a few pale sapphires at the hilt that look like bubbles. Cute. <<set $HasPoolKey to 1>> !!!You got the Pool House Key! [[>>>|Resort Pool]]

!Pool House Key A small metal key with a beatiful teal color. A few pale sapphires adorn the hilt, making the whole thing look like a bubbly spray of seafoam. Allows you to get in and out of the pool house. [[Go Back|Resort Inventory Screen]]

The floor is covered in piles of pool toys. Though a pool noodle might keep you safe in specific situations, right now doesn't seem like a great time to take one. [[>>>|Resort Pool House]]

The shelves of the pool house are covered with tools like hammers, nails, and wrenches. There are also condoms. A LOT of condoms. [[>>>|Resort Pool House]]

You go through the boxes again to try to find something as interesting as an unlabeled tape, but nothing comes up. Maybe there's another box somewhere... [[>>>|Resort Pool House]]

In the back of the pool house is a bunch of boxes. Out of curiousity you start diving into them trying to find something unique or interesting. The first box has nothing but old newspapers. The second box is a bunch of cooking equipment. The third box appears to be nothing but old junk at first, but then you notice an unlabeled VCR tape... No one will miss that, right? <<set $HasUnlabeledTape to 1>> !!!You got the Unlabeled Tape! [[>>>|Resort Pool House]]

!Unlabeled Tape A VCR tape with no label or anything else that could be used to identify it. It looks harmless enough, but something about it makes you feel a little nervous... [[Go Back|Resort Inventory Screen]]

You're listening to Rubber Ghost, a song that will be used in the future. <<masteraudio stop>><<audio "Pirates" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>> [[Go Back|Sound Test]]