YOU DATIN MY DAUGHTER?!? Rap Battle Me.

"Week 1"

boy: Hey babe! That was a great first date! Even tho you paid for all of it.. 

girl: hehe! Dont stress my dad gave me enough money just incase my date is a deadbeat

boy: ha! You still live with your parents?

girl: You still a virgin?

*boy stares at her*

boy: Did that make you feel better bout yourself?

*the girls father pops up outta no where*

father: YOU FUCKIIN MY DAUGHTER!!?!

boy: UHHH N-NO SIR I PROMISE! 

father: YOU LYIN!

boy: NO PLEASE IM SERIOUS! IM SCARED OF SEX! IM AFRAID HER COOCHIE WILL GROW TEETH AND BITE MY WILLY OFF!

father: OH SHAJKASJADIIAONAAOSAKLOAODJOIAJNNO ALALDABUD!!

father: OHHH GIRL YOU KNO IM ANGRY WHEN I SPEAK IN TONGUES!!

father: RAP BATTLE!!!

boy: Wait wa-

*cuts to them on a stage*

girl: Sorry! My dad is very strict! You gotta beat him in a rap battle in order to date me.

boy: oh word?? Bet! Too easy! You go first pops!

*the father raps something very fast while the boy stares*

boy: uhh.. you must be sick my guy.

father: your turn boi!

boy: shitttt i got dis!

*TAKES A BIG ASS BREATHE BEING ALL DRAMATIC N STUFF* 

boy: *raps in a soft voice* "Ya bitch imma a killa! Imma shoot you in yo face~"

*beat cuts off and he random spazzes and passes out*

*Week 4*

girl: Hey i think my parents are starting to like you!

boy: ya ya sure.

boy: Ive been meaning to ask ya, Why are your parents purple?

girl: HMPH! Thats very racist of you! And for your information, My parents are purple becuase they eat their purples!

boy: dafuq you mean they eat their purples???

girl: Y'know what? I dont like your attitude.

*Mom milf pops up*

mother: YOU FUCKIN MY DAUGHTER!?

boy: UMMMMM.. ya. 

mother: *GASPS* RAP BATTLE ME!

boy: Im really starting to see a trend in yo family.

*Cuts to them on stage*

boy: Can i go first this time?

mother: GO AHEAD FRESH MEAT!

boy: *clears his throat* Taco bell nigga, Burger king nigga, mcdonalds nigga, wendys nigga, sonic nigga, bread nigga, egg nigga, sasuage nigga.

*crickets in the background*

*someone coughs in a crowd and someone says turn yo head and cough*

mother: MY TURN!!!

mother: *Takes a deep breath*

*the milf mom raps extremely fast and the crowd cheers the boy stares at her and gets triggered*

*boy throws down the mic and slaps his girlfriend*

girl: OUCH!! HEY!!

boy: Yo pussy aint worth it

*he runs off in a funny way as his girlfriend stares as he runs and talks in a deep voice*

girl: Damn! See how you did me dirty?!

The end