Yo is that a jojo refrence? *Shows Jolyne kujo fighting against gravity king and shes struggling* *Gravity king theme is playing* Jolyne: *heavy breathing* Gravity king.. Why are you doing this!? Gravity king: Its simple Jolyne *breathes* *long pause as they stare at each other* Gravity king: You wouldnt be my Valentine for Valentines Day!! *breathes* Jolyne: DANG IT GRAVITY KING!! I TOLD YOU IM NOT INTERESTED! Gravity king: Nah ion wanna hear it, *breathes* I poured my heart to you! *breathes* I even made you a song to impress you! *breathes* *gravity king plays his song he made for her* Jolyne: yaaa Trust me, i wasnt impressed. Gravity king: I gave you everything! *breathes* and it wasnt enough! *breathes* Dont you remember the date we went on?? Jolyne: Dude you deadass took me to the gas station and bought me a slushie. Gravity king: I SWEAR TO GOD!! YOU WOMEN ARE UNGRATEFUL! *breathes* Gravity king: Symphony miku! Appear! *gravity kings stand appears* Gravity King: Im gonna take Valentines day *breathes* bend it over *breathes* AND FUCK IT! Jolyne: dude what? Gravity king: AND FUCK IT! *breathes* Jolyne: Ok imma let that statement sit in the air and hope you realize how silly you look. Gravity king: Now imma take over the world with my Stand *breathes* Symphony Miku! Jolyne: Im putting a end to this Gravity king cuz this is STUPID! *rocky, billy & juicy pop up* rocky: DONT WORRY JOLYNE! WERE HERE TO HELP! *jolyne turns around confused* Jolyne: What the?? Who the hell are you guys?? rocky: Shhhhh! Just let it happen baby Jolyne: Uhh excuse me?? billy: Dont worry! We'll take it from here! billy: NOW!! CALL OF THE MORNING STAR!! *billy stand "call of the morning star" appeared* juicy: Ayo that stand name kinda hard! *billy stand hits the grass on the ground and it turned blue* *everyone stares at billy* Juicy: Uhh billy what did you just do? billy: HMPH! My stands ability can turn anything "GREEN" and turn it "BLUE" *zooms to juicys face* juicy: OHH!! MY!!! GOOOOOOOOOOODD!!! juicy: Boi that shit ass gravity: Are you gonna attack me or? *breathes* billy: HAHAH! YOU FOOL! I got another trick up my sleeve!! *billy charges at gravity king with Hamon* billy: TAKE THIS!!! HAMON!!! *gravity kings stands slaps billy down* gravity king: Boi did you really come at me with hamon?? *breathes* YOUR TRASH! *breathes* YOUR GARABAGE!! *gravity kings symphony miku messes with billys gravity and starts making him float up* billy: WHAT THE!?! *as billy rises to the air gravity king & symphony miku starts singing to him* gravity king: YOUR GARABAGE!! *gravity kings symphony miku does a rush attack on billy* gravity king: MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! *breathes* MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! *breathes* MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! gravity king: GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *billy gets knocked away being is screaming during this* Rocky: Yo what kinda stand does Gravity king have!? Jolyne: Thats gravity kings stand "symphony miku" Gravity king & his stand singing messes with your gravity and makes you float in the air! Then He rushes you with his Miku Blizz! juicy: Dont worry guys! Ill save billy with MY stand! Juicy: LETS GET IT! HARD & DEEP APPEAR!! rocky: AYO WHATS YO STANDS NAME!? *juicy crouch down near billy body* juicy: Imma fix you up billy! *juicys stand looks like its about to punch billy but starts smacking his booty instead* juicy: MM! GOD DAMN!! rocky: NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK!? *smacks* juicy: MM! GOD DAMN!! *smaks* juicy: MM!! GOD DAMN! *billy gets back up* *then outta no where he gets really buff* rocky: JUICY!!? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM! juicy: Thats MY stands ability, "Hard & Deep" squeezes your ass to give you a buff! The downside is, i cant use it on myself Gravity king: YO HOWD YOU GET SO SWOLE!? *breathes* billy: You just mad cuz my masculinity on point AS FUCK!! *billy charges at gravity king with Hamon* billy: HAMON!!! gravity king: Boi did you really come at me with hamon again?? *breathes* GET DAT PART 1 & 2 SHIT OUTTA HERE!! *gravity kings symphony miku messes with billys gravity and starts making him float up again* *as billy rises to the air gravity king & symphony miku starts singing to him* billy: HELP! HELP HELPPPPPP!! GUYS HELP!!!! Juicy: cant bro sorry! stand fights are 1v1 only! billy: JUICY YOU'RE A BITCH *gravity kings symphony miku does a rush attack on billy* gravity king: MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! *breathes* MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! *breathes* MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! gravity king: GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *billy gets knocked back far away* gravity king: Anyone else want to challenge me? *breathes* juicy: HARD & DEEP GO- *instantly gets knocked back far away* Jolyne: I dont know why he thought attacking him with hamon again was a good idea. rocky: Your so fine, you kno that right? Jolyne: If yall hit on me one more time, im leaving. *thug greasy appears with his thunder bolt enterance* greasy: Hey mommy- I mean jolyne I got a plan to beat this guy real shit Jolyne: I’m listening greasy: use yo string to tie a double knot around my "area" Jolyne: Ight im leaving bye. *jolyne leaves* Gravity: Who are you? *breathes* Greasy: Ah shit you done fucked up now gay king, witness my 5D ability LETHAL PROSTATE *greasy stand appears* Gravity king: what the fu- Greasy: Lethal Prostate is a pink crayon that shoots and destroys on impact but the attack doesn’t exist. Lethal prostate spins infinitely to the point of zero going through the interconnected chain of logic. Thus making Lethal Prostate “illogical”. *cuts to juicy laying on the ground* juicy: long ass description. *cuts back to greasy* Greasy: SO IT CAN GO THROUGH ANYTHING EZ PEASY IM SO GREASY *rocky touches greasy shoulder* rocky: you fool, *smacks greasy ass* greasy: WHAT THE FUCK!?? rocky: Our stands greasy, have similar stands greasy: AH HELL FUCKING NO!! rocky: We do little buddy see! *rocky pulls out a yellow crayon* greasy: BITCH THAT CRAYON IS YELLOW!! rocky: But its a crayon right? ya? so shut the fuck up greasy: Imma keep it 101 with you my homie-lo you’re PISSIN ME OFF BRUH WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A CRAYON IN YO POCKET fucking double r RETARD gravity king: So are you gonna stop me or what? *breathes* greasy: GO LETHAL PROSTATE!!! *greasy stands about to throw the crayon then a random black crack head pops up* crackhead: AYYYE MAN!! YOU GOTTA A DOLLAR MAN- EWWWW!!! STINKY!!! *greasy stands aimed at the black crack head instead and the crayon hit him* AYE MAN WHAT THE FU- *he popped outta existence* *everyone stares at greasy* rocky: Really dude? on black history month? gravity: Yo thats messed up lo *breathes* greasy: ITS NOT LIKE THAT!! uhhh ummmm h-h-HE ATTACKED ME!! rocky: Ok imma let that statement sit in the air and hope you realize how silly you look. Gravity king: Symphony miku get ready to finish them off! rocky: UHHH GREASY CAN YOU ATTACK HIM AGAIN!?? greasy: Uhhhh.. about that, Since my Stand is so OP i can only use it for 3 seconds and i cant use it for the rest of the day until tomorrow. Gravity king: Sooo your totally vulnerable right now? *breathes* greasy: ... Im not gonna reveal that information my homie-lo *gravity kings symphony miku does a rush attack on thug greasy* gravity king: MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! *breathes* MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! *breathes* MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! MIKU! greasy: YOU WYLING YOU WYLING OWIE OWIEEEE!!!! gravity king: GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *greasy gets knocked down but hes still alive* greasy: IM OUTTIE!! IM OUTTIE!! IM OUTIE!!!! *greasy runs away* Gravity king: *breathes* any last words rocky? *breathes* rocky: You cant be me bro, im too Op Gravity king: Symphony miku end him!! *rocky stand appears* rocky: Get Ratio.. *a loud reverb bass noise is played* *gravity king stands still and cant move and his eyes are big and he keeps stuttering* gravity king: W-WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? rocky: This is the power of.. MLK Harmony. *gravity king gasps & shakes* rocky: When you get Ratio by my stand, It fills your head with a never ending compilation of the internets most cringest memes, Tik toks, & dreamybull memes *gravity king gasps & shakes* rocky: Leaving yo body at a overstimulated state, 0.0.0.0.0.69 seconds to fill your entire brain with with cringe and dreamy bull! *gravity king gasps & shakes* rocky: if you think thats scary my stand also a 2nd ability, the moment you made eye contact with it, it gives me access to your twitter account. *gravity king gasps & shakes* gravity king: N-N-NOT MY TWATTECRUMJKS! rocky: Im bout tweet something soooo nastyyyy *gravity king gasps & shakes* rocky: Say goodbye to your career cuz you just lost it. gravity king: HUH!!!! *rocky rushes in on gravity king and does a jojo rush attack in different angles yelling "yo momma" Over and over" rocky: GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *rocky hits him far away then the "to be continued thing pops up on the screen* The end.