Nobody’s ever met FriedTwice- but many a life has been changed nonetheless…

If you’ve heard of FriedTwice you know what this article’s about; and for everyone else, just hope you’re happy when you do find out.

By Rachel Slantop

When I first started looking into FriedTwice, it was because a friend had claimed she was transformed. I always remembered her as my short, slutty friend, Janice, but she claims to be someone else entirely!

She told me about how she used to be my boyfriend, and one day she wished to know what to get for my birthday-

Long story short, she was turned into my best friend!

I definitely thought it was a prank, but she proved her truth in a way that nobody ever could…

So it was then that I believed her, and it was then that I decided to look into her transformation. The words FriedTwice were the only clue of what happened, tattooed across her hip in some type of humiliating branding exercise. It glistens in an unnatural way, almost looking like an edited photo an any angle.

And she refuses to put on anything modest, it’s honestly strange having such a slutty best friend!

Once convinced, I knew I needed to find out more!

I put out an ad for anyone familiar with ‘FriedTwice’, and got a few answers within a couple of days. I heard all type of wild stories, and I felt compelled to believe them.

One person seemed a bit more informed than the rest, claiming she was transformed along with a few friends.

“Some of us still remember…” She told me over the phone, “But some of the guys became models with no idea of their past lives- Some even turned into Milfs, complete with grown kids and a whole history!”

I asked if she could tell me what fate befell her, but she refused. I let her be, giving her my email as a follow up as I said goodbye. Ten minutes later I received an email from her with no text, just a video with no explanation.

I asked if either girl was her, but got no further response.

You would think this discouraged me, but all it did was push me further down the rabbit hole.

The next person I spoke with was even less forward, and made me wonder why they even contacted me in the first place! Talking to them was oddly soothing though, and actually refreshed my search. I put out even more ads, this time offering a cash reward for answers.

Now’s when the story gets good…

I got over seven thousand responses!!

I vetted the first few hundred, and every single one seemed legit!

There’s clearly something happening in our society, and I hope an Op Ed writer isn’t the only one on the case…

I’ll just list a few of the more extreme stories I procured, though there are probably thousands more I haven’t even heard!

I’ve already had several people explain that they were with a group of friends, and most of those friends are a completely different personality now. So even with the immense response I got, it sounds like the majority of participants are completely unaware!

Starting to get scared?

Chances are, your neighbor is not who they should be. Your slutty aunt? Probably just a useless uncle transformed…

One girl told me she used to be a couple, but right before they split up a huge explosion set off in their home. When they woke up, the two of them had merged into a plump bimbo with flexible legs and brimming lustful sexuality.

In an effort to build a little research collage, I tried procuring as many photos as possible. Either it was only the beautiful women sending me their photos, or there’s some type of pattern…

Here’s the couple I just wrote about, she’s embarrassed of her tattoo and tries to keep it covered up.

They sent me a few other videos, but I don’t think my editor would want me putting them in this article…

I’ll just rapid fire through a few more stories to elaborate my point, in case you’re having trouble comprehending the magnitude of this…

Take Carly Jiggler, former CEO, now a cheerful secretary who loves her job. She was the first one to reply to my ad, sending me a selfie giving a quick description of her circumstance. I’ll transcribe it for everyone, cuz we still don’t have audio on the site!

‘I’m like, Carly Jiggler, and I used to be a mean old bossy man! Now I’m like, a slutty secretary, and everything I do is like totally sexy and fun!’

That sounds like a good life for a few of us, doesn’t it?

Well not according to Theresa, the girl I actually met and interviewed.

She told me about her daily life, her struggles with work, and all the boys she has to deal with:

TG: Do you think there was a reason you’re the only one to have answered my ad for an in-person interview?

Everyone else gave little snippets and tidbits about their lives, but you’re the only one to actually come down to my office…

Theresa: Well, I live to please!

It’s basically impossible for me to stop myself if I think something I do can bring someone pleasure, so after reading your ad I didn’t really have another choice.

TG: When you present it like that, you’re making it sound like I forced you into this…

Theresa: No, no! I love this!!

I’ve always wanted to tell my story, and inform the public!

TG: Are you just saying that to please me?

Theresa: This all started when I called my chubby teacher a cow. Next thing I knew, I was like, smelling coffee.

I could feel weird jiggling on my chest, and my entire body felt frail. My muscles were all gone, and I had a weird feeling of excitement in my throat.

TG: Is that when you knew you were a girl?

Theresa: Honestly, it’s like, kinda embarrassing…

I was completely shocked, so I didn’t even think about changing genders or whatever. Then someone grabbed my butt, and I gasped like a horny schoolgirl!

TG: You’re giggling a lot, was it funny?

Theresa: It’s just- thinking about it now’s getting me really horny…

Sorry, was that inappropriate?? I see you’re uncomfortable…

TG: No please!! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable, I was just writing everything down!!

Theresa: Oh, that’s actually making me really horny…

TG: This is amazing, I’m learning so much!

Theresa: As I was saying; I knew I was a girl when I turned around, and there was a hulking stud with a five finger grip on my juicy ass. I almost melted on the spot, sucking on my the manger’s finger as my panties got wet. All the customers were unphased, cuz as I later found out, that was nothing compared to what I let them all do to me!

Don’t ask how much I make in tips…

TG: Don’t worry, I don’t wanna get jealous!

End of interview

None of the pictures or videos I procured could really portray the vibe she gave off, a willing submissiveness I’ve never experienced.

I tried explaining my dilemma to her, but you can never really tell if she’s listening or not.

And then an hour later, I received a video she sent me of her in the car. It’s perfect!

And another opportunity for my amazing transcription skills, audio a harsh mistress in this blogosphere…

A voice behind the camera chuckles: “More, more, more!”

Theresa becomes overwhelmed and rolls her eyes before finally responding with a loud moan: “Shiiiiiittttt!! I wish this was your c*ck, I would suck it so hard and gooey!”

Sorry if that was a little too explicit, but I think we all need to understand what we’re dealing with here.

I’m starting to think it’s possible that even I’ve been changed, how would I know otherwise??

Is it just a coincidence that I remember being a former cheerleader and beauty pageant winner?

I can’t imagine having a different life than my actual memories, but from what I’ve gathered…

And it’s so odd that I got a FriedTwice tattoo on my back hip on a drunk bender, why would I do that?

I’ll try to come back with a part 2 when I find out more!

Rachel Slantedop, TimeGap