THIS IS MY NINJA WAY! Naurto Paordy *Shows rocky, pandora, juicy & doot standing infront of the hidden leaf village* juicy: this nigga took us to naurto pandora: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY YOU FUCKIN MISTAKE!? pandora: ANYTIME YOU SIGN US UP FOR STUFF WE GO TO A DIFFERENT WORLD! rocky: I JUST WANTED TO BE A SHINOBI MOM DAMN! juicy: this place better make us great shinobis! rocky: Hey juicy whos that dude next to you? juicy: Oh thats my long time homie Doot! juicy: Tell em Wassup doot! doot: *when doot talks he mumbles and laughs and not forming a sentence everyone stares at him as he talks* juicy: I think doot makes a good point! *kakashi appears* kakashi: My name is Kakashi and ill be your sensei today! kakashi: Heres my Team! Were Team 7! *naurto, sasuke, & sakura pops up* kakashi: say hi guys! naurto: HI! MY NAMES NAURTO! AND IM GONNA BE THE KING OF THE- Wait wrong anime. IM GONNA BE THE NEXT HOKAGE! BELIEVE IT!! sasuke: Shut up loser! naurto: SASUKEEEEEEEEEE!!!! sasuke: NAURTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! sakura: Hi My names Sakura- *someone throws a trash can at her* rocky: YO BRO CHILL! ALL SHE SAID WAS HI! juicy: Sorry bro, i wasnt havin it. kakashi: Are yall ready to become ninjas!? doot: *Doot starts talking hes mumbling and laughing not completing any of his sentences* naurto: I like him! BELIEVE IT! sasuke: SHUT UP LOSER!! naurto: FUCK YOU BITCH!! sasuke: SHUT UP LOSER! naurto: FUCK YOU BITCH!! sasuke: ISNT YO DAD DEAD!? naurto: DIDNT YOUR DAD DIE BY YO OWN BROTHER!? IMAGINE GETTING BOSS WIPED BY YO SICK BROTHER sasuke: KEEP ITACHIS NAME OUT YO MOUTH ORPHAN! naurto: YOU A ORPHAN TOO YOU EMO HAIRED WANNA BE BAD BOY! *sakura intervenes their arugment* sakura: GUYS PLEASE!! STOP FIGHTING! *someone throws a trash can at her* rocky: DUDE! GET OFF HER CLIT!! juicy: OOOO im sorry bro i wasnt havin it kakashi: Ok your first mission! All you gotta do is take these bells from me! *kakashi shows the bells* rocky: bet too easy! I play shinobi strikers so my jutsu level is on point boy! *rocky struggles to do hand signs* rocky: Shit! Fuck fuck fuck how the fuck do these niggas do these shits! *shows juicy holding a guide book in his while guiding rocky* juicy: Ok bro it goes boar, bird, dog, dragon, hare, horse, monkey, ox, ram, rat, snake, tiger- *rocky and juicy go back in forth about the handsigns and everyone was just staring* *shows team 7 staring at them struggling* sakura: Do you guys need help? *someone throws a trash can at her* pandora: This is probably the most stupidest shit yall got me into. pandora: Im going home and playing overwatch. pandora: HEY! MOMMA YOU DONT WANNA BE A NINJA!? *pandora leaves* *lady tsunade pops up* tsunade: Kakashi! Did you train the new recruits yet?? We need to prepare for Madaras arrival! *thug greasy appears with his lightining enterance* greasy: Mommy tsunade: excuse me? *greasy puts a cup in face* greasy: gimmie.. Milk.. *greasy points at tsuandes breasts* greasy: I want.. i want Milk.. tsuande: What????!! greasy: Milk is an excellent source of vitamins and minerals, It provides potassium, calcium and vitamin D, which are lacking in many diets Milk is also a good source of vitamin A, magnesium, zinc and thiamine. *Tsuanda punches greasy and he flies away* greasy: YOU WYLIN- *madara pops up* Madara: I am madara uchiha! Do you want to see a Boulder rocky: will you be surprised if i said no? naurto: Dont worry ill handle this! BELIEVE IT! naurto: kurama u ready?? *shows kurama for a quick second* kurama: fuck you *cuts back to naurto* naurto: fine ill do it myself! naurto: RASENGAN! *naurto charges at madaras boulder wit a rasengan and gets knocked back* naurto: DONT WORRY GUYS! ILL TRY IT AGAIN! BELIEVE IT! naurto: RASENSHURIKEN! *naurto charges at madaras boulder wit a rasenshuriken and gets knocked back* juicy: DUDE DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING OTHER JUTSU IN YOUR ARSENAL!? naurto: OF COURSE I DO! *a long pause* naurto: GIANT RASENGAN! *naurto charges at madaras boulder wit a giant rasengan and gets knocked back* sasuke: Look at you! Failure! L! YOU SUCK! YOU LOSER!! naurto: SHUT UP SASUKE! sasuke: YOU SHUT UP LOSER! YOU CANT DO SHIT RIGHT! naurto: SHUT UP BITCH! BELIEVE IT! sasuke: Thats why you fell in love wit a blind girl! naurto: KEEP HINATA OUT YO MOUTH BITCH! sasuke: WHAT YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT!? naurto: KEEP HINATA OUT YO MOUTH BITCH!! sasuke: YO MOMMA! naurto: YOU MARRY A TRASH CAN sasuke: DIDNT YOU LOVE HER GROWING UP!!? naurto: WHY YOU SO FOCUSED ON THE PAST! *sakura intervenes their arugment* sakura: GUYS PLEASE!! STOP FIGHTING! *someone throws a trash can at her* *shows rocky wit a rocket launcher* rocky: BOOM NIGGA!! *rocky destroys the boulder* naurto: YAY WE DID IT! BELIEVE IT! rocky: Seriously yall really need to start using guns. madara: oh wow thats cool but what bout the 2nd one *2nd boulder appears* rocky: ok this sum bullshit *shows juicy hiding in lady tsunades breasts* juicy: Fuck yall im hiding in her tits! rocky: LEMME IN LEMME IN!! juicy: NIGGA MOVE!! *Boulder crashes to them and big explosion* The End.