Xatra starts taking selfies some distance away at a frightening pace as Salvadora and Finch stare.

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SNAP SNAP SNAP

finch

She's trying awfully hard...

salvadora

Yeah, I--

Suddenly, Salvadora's hair and Finch's cape are blown by a sudden gust of wind as PULCHRITUDINOUS arrives.

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ZOOM

Pulchritudinous starts grandstanding.

pulchritudinous

I see those cell phones!

pulchritudinous

You were going to take SELFIES, weren't you?

salvadora

No, we were just checking our--

Pulchritudinous holds a hand to Salvadora's mouth.

pulchritudinous

I don't wanna hear it!

pulchritudinous

You two only use Thirstagram for posting your vain SELFIES, seeking nothing but approval and likes!

pulchritudinous

MY Thirstagram posts come from the HEART!

Pulchritudinous shows her own Thirstagram page, which features many high-class thot selfies of her, mostly with food items. She has 6,092 followers.

pulchritudinous

See? 6,092 followers!