Xatra starts taking selfies some distance away at
a frightening pace as Salvadora and Finch stare.
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SNAP SNAP SNAP
finch
She's trying awfully hard...
salvadora
Yeah, I--
Suddenly, Salvadora's hair and Finch's cape are
blown by a sudden gust of wind as PULCHRITUDINOUS arrives.
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ZOOM
Pulchritudinous starts grandstanding.
pulchritudinous
I see those cell phones!
pulchritudinous
You were going to take SELFIES,
weren't you?
salvadora
No, we were just checking our--
Pulchritudinous holds a hand to Salvadora's mouth.
pulchritudinous
I don't wanna hear it!
pulchritudinous
You two only use Thirstagram for posting your vain SELFIES, seeking nothing but approval and
likes!
pulchritudinous
MY Thirstagram posts
come from the HEART!
Pulchritudinous shows her own Thirstagram
page, which features many high-class thot selfies of her,
mostly with food items. She has 6,092 followers.
pulchritudinous
See? 6,092 followers!