Lois Lane Is the BADDEST Tomboy! *shows lois talking to the camera* lois: Good morning world! Its your girl, Lois Lane! For the last couple weeks ive been traveling around the country trying to get the SCOOP on super man from different cities! And i traveled alll the way to a city known as Toonzville! lois: *says under her breath* Weird ass name.. *clears her throat* lois: To get some folks opinions on super man! Im very excited to hear their responses! *sees juicy and rocky* lois: OH! I see 2 civilians right now! Lets go talk to them shall we! *cuts to rocky and juicy talking* juicy: So when you eat a girl out, do you toot yo booty in the air? rocky: Why do you always have to start a conversation on some sus shit?? juicy: BRUH YOU ALWAYS GOT SUM HATEFUL SHIT TO SAY! juicy: You just mad cuz i get so much pussy, I MOVED ON TO PENIS- *lois pops up with her camera man* lois: Hey guys! Is it ok if i ask you guys a few questions? *rocky and juicy stare at lois* lois: Dont worry! It'll be very quick! *juicy starts spazzing* juicy: *making cave man noises* *lois stares in confusion* *juicy gets infront of her* juicy: Wassup shorty, watchu need to kno baby? lois: I came all the way from Metropolis just to get some information on the one and only, SUPER MAN!! I want to know your opinions on him! juicy: well shit baby, Do you have a super man kink? rocky: Juicy stop- juicy: Shutcho bitch ass up. lois: Well Super man issss a hunk! *giggles* juicy: Well shittttt, I am super man! lois: OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY!? IM A HUGEEEE SIMP FOR HIM!! *giggles* juicy: hehe yezzir! im trying to YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU in that puss- rocky: Ma'am hes lying- juicy: SHUT UP! Hehe All jokes aside, I love super mannnn real shit! Hes dope fr rocky: My nigga! You told me you hated super man off camera! juicy: SHHH SHHH! SHUT UP SHUT UP! lois: Wait you hate super man?? juicy: NAH NAH! Hes just playin shorty he just playing rocky: excuse me ma'am! Can i talk to my homie real quick! lois: Ohh umm sure! Take your time! *rocky and juicy turn around and huddle* rocky: I cant believe you're flirting with this tomboy right now. juicy: Bruh you sleepin on that tomboy "GOOCH COOCH" mannnn. I had sex wit a tomboy once, but turns out she was a boy. rocky: NIGGA WHAT!? *juicy leaves the huddle and goes back to talking to lois* juicy: ANYWAY! Ya Super man is pretty dope, I loved when he beat goku in death battle fr fr rocky: You were pressed for 10 years juicy: SHHHH! lois: Superman is so cool right!? Whats your favorite part about super man!? juicy: Uhhh i liked how he beat the shit outta his son one time! *lois looks confused as juicy explains* juicy: yaaa he was goin ham on his son, talkin bout some "Whats 17 more years? I can always start again" "Make another kid!" rocky: Nigga! Thats Omni man! *juicy gets mad* juicy: IM SICK OF YOUR CHICKEN EATING, MELON MUNCHING, SLACK JAW KNUCKLE DRAGGIN, MOON WALKING, BANANA EATING SHIT FLINGIN, "I WAS BOOOOOORRNNN BY THE RIVER" LOOKIN, BIG LIP JIGGA BOO SUM BITCH LOOKIN, TEACH ME HOW TO JERK WIT DEM SAGGY PANTS AND DIRTY DURAG LOOKIN, ALL YOURE GOOD FOR IS MAKING RAP MUSIC AND SMOKING GREEN LETTUCE LOOKIN, DODGE CHARGER DRIVING, HIGH PITCH VOICE HAVIN ASS ALWAYS HATIN ON ME! *awkward stare between lois and rocky & juicy* lois: Umm.. C-can you cut that out the video? juicy: Buttcheeks is one word right? lois: uhhh.. what? juicy: Or should i spread them apart for you? *awkward stare between lois and rocky & juicy* lois: ANYWAY! i got to go! I got more interviews to do! K thx bye! *lois walks away* juicy: NO WAIT WAIT BABY!!! CMON! WHAT THE FUCK BRO!! WHY CANT I GET SHIT RIGHT!? FUCK BRO!!! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!! *cuts back to lois with her camera man* lois: Ok that was a setback! But dont worry we will get more scoop on super man- *greasy appears with his thunder bolt enterance* *but fantastics Zesty mobile rams into greasy after his thunder bolt enterance* greasy: OWIIEEE! lois: WHAT THE HELL!? *fantastic pops up* fantastic: Whats up shorty! You see the shoes, you see the money! Hoi! lois: Why your shoes so big- fantastic: Im also batman! JUSTICE! lois: Umm im more into superman- fantastic: FUCK THAT NIGGA! ON GOTHAM! FUCK YOU TALKIN BOUT!? I AM THE NIGHT!! JUSTICE FUCK NIGGA! HOI! *greasy pops up* greasy: Bro- Am I fuckin blee-? BRO NAH COMERE BITCH YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP lois: Please you guys! Im just here to hear peoples opinions on super man! greasy: Don’t nobody give a fuck, pull down your pants lois: EXCUSE ME!? fantastic: Hoi! *fantastic throws a batarang at greasy & he runs away* *Greasy chases after him* greasy: WHERE YOU GOIN PUSSY?? WHERE YOU GOIN!? WHERE YOU GOIN!? lois: WHAT IS WITH THIS CITY!? *music starts playing* lois: Do yall here that music? *juicy pops up* juicy: AH HELL FUCKIN NO! *gravity king pops up singing a song to lois* *gravity sings to lois as she looks confused* *super man comes in a laser beams gravity king* superman: QUIET YOU! HAHA! lois: OH MY GODDDD!! SUPER MAN I LOVE YOU!!!! superman: Lois my lovee, Lets leave this planet so i can smash Uranus! lois: *giggles* Ok! *lois takes super mans hand and they fly away* *greasy stares at juicy as hes yelling at super man* juicy: AH NAH! HE STOLE MY GIRL AND HE TRYING TO LEAVE!! HE STOLE MY GIRL AND HE TRYIN TO LEAVE!!! HE STOLE MY GIRL! HE TRYING TO LEAVE! *juicy runs off frame and grabs a long ass ladder and places it and starts climbing up to the sky to catch super man* juicy: AH FUCK NO! AH FUCK NO! AH FUCK NO! greasy: SHUT THE FUCK UP- The end.