Eren Yeager Goes to Therapy: therapist: Hello eren, please take a seat. *eren takes a seat* eren: whats going on here? I was told there was FREEDOM in here. therapist: Look Eren. All these people in here, care bout you. mikasa: Eren.. Do you have any idea what you've done? eren: uhh noo. *cuts to eren destroying things and killing people in his titan form* mikasa: You killed civilians. You killed children, too.. *mikasa starts sobbing* *overdramatic sobbing* eren: Man fuck them kids bruh. *cuts to eren slamming on the ground killing more people in his titan form* armin: Eren.. dont you see what your doing??? Your making mikasa cry! eren: Shes just mad cuz shes a simp for me. *armin randomly tries to punch him* *eren dodges* eren: WEAVE! *Eren punches him back and armin screams loudly* therapist: Eren these people care about you! *shows connie* connie: NAH FUCK YOU EREN! HE DEADASS LAUGHED AT SASHAS DEATH BRO THATS MESSED UP! eren: Yo momma therapist: Connie calm down, Eren we just want you to see how much your actions has affected your friends eren: YOU ALL LACK FREEDOM! *mikasa starts over dramatically crying again* therapist: Eren please were only here to help you. *juicy appears* juicy: Ya bro! Dont destroy the world! Like real shit im tryin to make it in this music scene! eren: oh your that one dude. *cuts to a flashback* *shows juicy, sonic boy, billy juicy: Ayo guys this my new friend no name! hes deaf! sonic boy: is that legit his name? No name? juicy: Ya he dont got a name billy: if he got no name why dont you give him one? juicy: Nigga whats the point? He aint gonna hear it. *eren comes behind making a face* eren: Your not free.. eren: freedom.. juicy: ayo bro your in my ear lo eren: freedom.. your a slave.. juicy: bro your breath smells like a antagonist. eren: fight. eren: fight. eren: FREEDOM!!! *eren pops away* juicy: uhh that was weird. juicy: what you think bout dat emani? *emani stares* *starts dancing saying thrasa* juicy: MAN FUCK YOU EMANI Capping ass nigga on dat bull ass nigga Mini ass nigga tiny ass nigga dumb dumb give me gum gum ass nigga T YOONZ yellin ass nigga eat yo vegetables ass nigga stealing flip phones ass nigga bubble head ass nigga playground bully ass nigga mic muted in vc ass nigga extra extra cheese on my taco ass nigga fartin ass nigga candy stealin ass nigga bully me for my lunch money ass nigga *cuts back to the therapy session* juicy: ive never felt so uncomfortable in my life emani: THRASA! juicy: SHUTCHO *juicy jumps to punch emani* *eren interupts* eren: Not my fault your not free. juicy: Here eren i made a song for you. *Juicy plays something from his mixtape* therapist: Eren were not here to judge you, we just want you to change your ways. *Zoro appears* zoro: Ya eren like cmon man! Your friends care about you therapist: Yo who the fuck is that?? zoro: oh I got lost. *naurto pops up* naurto: Imma be the next hokage! Believe it! sasuke: Shut up LOSER! eren: Seriously who are yall? *gojo pops up* gojo: I honestly dont kno why im here! But yall all pretty weak *mob from mob psycho 100 pops up* mob: eren.. I honestly think.. if yo- you were nice to your.. friends you can maybe umm.. eren: Shut up nerd. mob: ok. sasuke: Ya loser! naurto: I SAID BELIEVE IT!!! *luffy from one piece pops up* luffy: IM GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!! juicy: Dude youve been saying that for a 1000 episodes. *tanjiro, inosuke, and zenisu pop up from demon slayer* tanjiro: Seriously eren! We care about you so does your friends! No need to start a war! Lets all make peace with each other! eren: Seriously who the fuck are yall??!? inosuke: HAHAHA!! TREN NAGER!! eren: Its eren yeager. inosuke: IDC WHAT IT IS!! EDDIE YEAGER!!! HEHEHEHEH *snorts* *shows zenistu sleeping then he randomly wakes up* zenistu: WHY AM I A VIRGIN! naurto: DOWN WITH THE BLACKS! BELIEVE IT!! billy: YO WHAT DID YOU SAY?? therapist: Seriously if none of yall are Mr Yeagers friends, I want you to leave now! *shows rocky, star, & cam* star: rocky if i was a worm would you still be my friend? therapist: YO WTF DID I JUST SAY!?? rocky: shut the fuck up before i slap yo cringe ass wit yo own hand and make yo parents set yo cringe discord kitten ass up for adoption hoe. star: HMPH! Thats not SWAGGY of you dude! Have some respect for us woman! rocky: bitch the only woman i respect, are the ones who dont have a onlyfans. star: ykno what imma buy a book that teaches you to how love and cheerish women! rocky: and imma buy a magazine wit me on the cover that says "Fuck you" eren: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE??! ISNT THIS INTERVENTION ABOUT ME?? eren: YOU SLAVES WILL NEVER BE FREE!! rocky: Ayo what you mean by you slaves? eren: YOUR NOT FREE.. eren: FREEDOM FREE!! FREEDOM FREE FREE FREEE FREEDOM!!!!!!!!! rocky: Yo Mommas dead and i fucked mikasa. *eren stares at them* *cuts to a scene of the city destroyed eren started the rumbling* cam: BRO WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO HIM!! HE TOOK DAT PERSONALLY!!! rocky: HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNO HE WAS GONNA START THE RUMBLING!!?? cam: YOU DONT DO THAT SHIT BRO! THATS ABUSE!! THATS FUCKING ABUSE BRO! YOU DONT DO THAT SHIT BRO! IM TIRED OF PEOPLE WALKING OVER ME! THIS SHIT IS DONE!! THIS SHITS DONE IN 2022 MY NIGGA!! THIS SHIT IS FUCKING DONE!!! *shows armin and mikasa on a roof top* armin: MIKASA I THINK EREN STARTED THE RUMBLING!! mikasa: WHAT? YOU NEED TO SPEAK UP! I CANT HEAR YOU! armin: I SAID I THINK EREN STARTED THE RUMBLING!! mikasa: WHAT?? armin: EREN STARTED THE RUMBLI- mikasa: WHAT? armin: EREN STARTED THE RUMBLIN- mikasa: WHAAAAATTTTT? armin: EREN START THE RUMBL- mikasa: I CANT HEAR YOU! BUT I THINK EREN STARTED THE RUMBLING!! *armin stares* *then screams* The end.