Bruh theres no squids in this game: *shows pandora and rocky wearing the track suits* rocky: mom why the hell are we here?? pandora: How many times do i have to tell you??? your dads soundcloud cant pay the bills! I can sell that ps5 on my egirl instagram for cash bandicoot ya feel me?? rocky: why do you do this mom? *myron pops up in the distance calling rocky* myron: AYO ROCKY! YOU IN DIS SHIT TOO?!? *rocky goes to him and sees him and thug greasy & dahmir* rocky: Ayoooo myron whats good brudda! whats poppin dahmir! Why yall here?? myron: shittt bruh i dont care bout the money or the ps5, i heard there were some fine ass korean babes here *shows number 067 just standing waiting for the game to start while myron and rocky glare at her barking at her* rocky: ARF ARF ARF! myron: IM GONNA TOUCH HER INAPPROPRIATELY! *greasy pops up behind his rubbing his nipples* greasy: watchu doin babey gurl? sheesh i aint got fried rice but i got an above average shrimp you might like *myron interupts greasy and punches him out his grease mode* greasy: OWIEEE!! myron: YOU DONT KNOW NUN BOUT THESE ASAIN WOMEN MOVE *myron gets in her face and presses her lips* myron: Easy white chocolate I wouldn't want you to melt dahmir: I heard theres squids here! I want to take one home and name him porkchop! *they stare at dahmir* rocky: anyway, Why the hell you here greasy? greasy: Bro you already know I’m tryna get that money so I can buy that fuckmaster 5000 pro latex blow up doll, with the 6 spend pulsating self lubricating pussy with the non-drip collect nut tray with the optional built in realistic orgasm sream surround sound system *they stare at him* *announcer pops up on the intercon* announcer: Welcome to the squid game, You will compete in different games to have a chance to win a million dollars or a ps5 pandora: BRING IT ON!!!!!!!! myron: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!! announcer: the first challenge is a game of Uno. myron: Nevermind im going home. announcer: Everyone will start off wit 5 cards. The first person who holds 10 cards in their hands will be elimated. rocky: Ight thats a bet lets get this shit! Im a God at Uno! LETS GET IT! *greasy throws down a draw 4 on rocky* announcer: Number -2.0.0.0.69 now has 9 cards! *rocky stares at greasy wit a blank expression on his face and greasy stares at him back wit a blank experssion as well* rocky: so this is what you doin? Gettin rid of all the blacks first? greasy: Dont be vexin me up you Uber homo. rocky: FUCK YOU WHITE BOY!! greasy: IM BRAZILIAN!! rocky: A BRAZILIAN WHITE BOY! greasy: YOUR BLACK!!! YOUR BLACK!!! rocky: YOUR WHITE YOUR WHITEE!! *greasy gets mad and goes grease mode wit a hip hop jojo theme in the background* greasy: Ooooo OOOOO I KNOW you ain’t vexing me up right now bro I’m boutta lay this heat on yo back HEAVEY LIKE WE DEADLIFTING witcho funky smellin loli lovin homo nutter butter bitch you look like Billy’s mother bitch you dumb ugly like no other Flexin my grease like I’m jojo Vexin me up boy I put chu in the ozone Ozone layer slice off ya penis like I’m off demon slayer Start sayin yo prayers And get on yo knees cuz big daddy greasy gon give you the grease *everyone stares at greasy* rocky: Ayo whats your frustration? *announcer pops up on the intercon* announcer: Number penis is elimated. greasy: YEYO WHAT DID I DO?? announcer: While you were being racist, everyone after you placed down draw 2s. Youve gotten 11 cards. greasy: YO YOUR FUCKIN TRIFILIN *greasy gets shot* greasy: OWIEEE!!!! rocky: AYO MOMMY YOU DIDNT SAY ANYONE WILL GET SHOT! pandora: SHUT YO PUSSY ASS UP I WANT MONEY!! *announcer pops up on the intercon* announcer: Next event! This game is called the Simp Game myron: BRING IT ON BITCH! I AINT NO SIMP! announcer: All you have to do is not simp for these Japanese girls. *beautiful japenese girls pop up* *rocky and myron eyes get big* *they are fighting the urge to simp for the girls* *they start spazzing and foaming out the mouth* *they start making grunting noises* *the japanese girls are making random giggling sounds and saying random anime type sounds* dahmir: bro is it that hard? *japanese girl walks up to myron and touches his chest* japanse girl: Can you be my sexy baka?? myron: NUT SPRAY!!! *myron nut sprays her* *shows pandora hugging and sitting with the japanese girls* pandora: Why yall spazzing for i already started simping when they walked in rocky: MOM NO!! WHAT BOUT DAD?!!! pandora: im lesbian now. *pandora gets shot* announcer: number 69.gay has been elimated *greasy pops up again* greasy: YEYOOOO YALL TRIED TO KILL ME OFF BEFORE I GOT THE CHANCE TO GET HERE?!?! YOU FUCKIN UBER FAGS!!! *announcer is confused* announcer: i thought we killed number penis.. *greasy goes up to the japanese girls* greasy: mamacitaaaas do tell me.. do it fart? do it stink? is it on valcano mode?? TELL ME BABY IM THROBBIN *they shoot greasy again* *he gets back up* greasy: OWWIEEEEEEE yo catch me in xenoverse bruh yall fuckin trifilin! *they shoot greasy again* *he gets back up* greasy: all i wanted is that fuckmaster 5000 pro latex blow up doll, with the 6 spend pulsating self lubricating pussy with the non-drip collect nut tray with the optional built in realistic orgasm sream surround sound system! AND YALL NOT GONNA STOP ME announcer: NIGGA DIE BRO!! *they shoot greasy again* greasy: yo.. you fuckin wylin... ughhhh *greasy dies* *its a long pause then he gets back up* geasy: ayo follow me on soundcloud announcer: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! *they shoot him repeatively* *dahmir stands there awkwardly* dahmir: soo did i win? rocky: AYO WHAT BOUT ME!? *they shoot rocky* announcer: Sure heres your ps5 dahmir: WHAT THE FRICK!! THIS AINT NO SQUID! The end.