Lady Dimitreascu Had Enough! *Shows lady dimitreascu on the phone with mother miranda* ladyd: *sighs* Mother, im so tired of these insolent human dookie trash cuntbags, talkin bout my mommy milkers! ladyd: I DONT EVEN KNO WHAT DAT MEANS!!! *little mumbles from the phone* ladyd: MOTHER N~... MOTHER YOU DONT UNDERST~... BUT.. *little mumbles from the phone* ladyd: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HATERS GONNA HATE?!? I NEED HELP! THESE HORNY SIMPS ARE HARASSING ME!!!! *cuts to lady d choking walter cut cut* ladyd: I warned you to stay away from my castle simp! Now you must die! walter: *licks his lips* ye choke me harder mommy. ladyd: WHAT?? UH NO! YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE SCARED OF ME!! walter: *licks lips* I cant be scared of my future wife *lady d turns to her true form* ladyd: HOW BOUT NOW?!??! walter: Nah but you made my dick harder *lady d stares in confusion and disgust* *cuts back to lady d on the phone* *little mumbles from the phone* ladyd: I understand it'll help our game sells but.. *little mumbles from the phone* ladyd: I HAVE BEEN GETTING HORNY COMMENTS BEFORE THE GAME WAS RELEASED!! *little mumbles from the phone* ladyd: WHAT THE FUCK IS RULE 34 MOTHER!! *cuts to lady at the door with walter, Thug greasy, and niggu* ladyd: GO AWAY DAMMIT! AND STOP BRINGIN YO SIMP FRIENDS WITH YOU!!! niggu: Woowoo woowoo! thug greasy: You wylin cuz you havent accepted our trade! thug greasy: *goes monotone* "You give us yo big chungus yummy delicious mommy milkers... And you recieve our lives, our souls and blood. and grease" ladyd: WHAT IS WITH YOU 20 CENTURY MEN NOWADAYS?!? thug greasy: *goes monotone* "i believe in vampire supremacy." ladyd: HUH?! walter: *licks his lips* i finally found a reason to be glad that i am romanian! niggu: WOO WOO WOO WOO ladyd: YOU WANNA SEE MY WHAT?! walter: Can we please have a piece of dat ass? *cuts to walter humping the ground making dog noises* *lady d stares* ladyd: Im lesbian. *shows walter, greasy and niggu dressed as girls* walter: Ok cool, and were dykes. ladyd: umm.. i-i-I GOT FLYS IN MY VAGINA! walter: I got that bug spray on deck. ladyd: ... i got the rona. *shows them wit masks* walter: You were sayin? ladyd: ... Im on my period. *shows thug greasy licking his fingers* thug greasy *monotone voice* "*licks fingers* The only thing a period stops is a sentence.." *lady stares in disgust* ladyd: You guys must be porn addicts huh? walter: I dont watch porn, but i watch pornography. *lady stares at them and just closes the door* *cuts back to lady d on the phone* ladyd: FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK MOTHER PLEASE SAVE ME!! Ladyd: THESE SIMPS ARE INSANE! I CAUGHT ONE LICKING THE INSIDE OF MY TUB! *little mumbles from the phone* ladyd: NO MOTHER PLEASE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, I CUT his hand off and he looked me dead in the eye, dropped his pants, poured some green shit on himself then attached his severed hand to his pp!! *little mumbles from the phone* ladyd: DAFUQ YOU MEAN IM BARELY IN THE GAME?! *shows greasy and walter and niggu on lady d's bed* greasy: You may be tall and i may be short. but if i could.. *voice goes monotone* "I'd get in dat booty like a USB Port" ladyd: YO WHAT THE FUCK! *greasy puts his fingers on her lips* greasy: *talks monotone* "Shhhh... Easy white chocolate i wouldnt want you to melt.." *lady face looks digusted then she facial expression changes to anger then transforms to her true form* *they all staring at her* greasy: EWWWW! STINKY!!!! walter: Ayo is that loGic? *lady brutally attacks greasy and niggu and walter all you hear is "YOU WYLIN! YOU WYLIN" and "WOOWOO WOO WOO" and random screams then you start hearing "OH YA RIGHT THERE MOMMY!" "HARDER MOMMY" "SPANK ME"* The end.