Gojo Trained Us For 24 Hours *shows rocky and myron walking up to some sketchy neighborhood* rocky: Yo you sure this is the place bro? myron: im sure brudda! The seller off ebay said meet him here for the ps5 rocky: i hope he dont mind we got the 500$ in pennies myron: dat nigga finna have a seizure *gojo warps infront of them* rocky: Kakashi?? gojo: Are you "mscoochie69" on ebay? myron: Ya we here for that ps5 rocky: we dropped half the pennies along the way, but im pretty sure this is enough gojo: ah my new students let's go rocky: students? nah homie we graduated 6 years ago *gojo throat grabs then and warps them away* *cuts to them in a different area with new outfits* rocky: YEYO STRANGER DANGER!! gojo: Ok! we begin your training now! Imma teach you to become a soarcher! A very strong one! gojo: welll not as strong as me though HAHA! myron: MY NIGGA!?! WE AINT DOIN NO TRAINING! rocky: YA KAKASHI!! WHATS YO FRUSTATION!!?? AND WHERES YOUR SHARINGAN?! *gojo stares in confusion* gojo: Whos kakashi?? why does everyone say that?? gojo: Anyway! Look over there! Its a cursed spirit! *shows billy passing by* billy: wait what? rocky: ayo nah thats our homie billy myron: dat nigga aint my homie. gojo: Your friends with a cursed spirit? rocky: Bro hes not a cursed spirit kakashi! gojo: No no no! Trust me! hes a cursed spirit! Now go exorcise it! rocky: NIGGA WHAT?? billy: Aye dont be fake! myron: SHUT UP BILLY! billy: ok. rocky: Listen! We are not interested in this soarcher type bullshit you got goin on! *gojo gets close* gojo: Look here, If you exorcise that cursed spirit ill give you your ps5! *rocky and myron stare* *they appear infront of billy* rocky: domain expansion.. billy: ayo what you doin homie? rocky: DOMAIN EXPANSION!! billy: AYO CHILL!! rocky: DOMAIN EXPANSION MY NIGGA!! billy: UNDO THE DOMAIN MY NIGGA!! rocky: ITS TOO LATE!! ITS ALREADY IN MOTION!! billy: PUT IT OUT OF MOTION!! rocky: DOMAIN EXPANSION!! WIDE OPEN SLIPPERY ASS MEAT! billy: NIGGA WHAT?? rocky: SHOUT OUT TO PINKY!! *big butt cheeks fall from the sky* billy: YO WAIT IM HERE FOR THE PS5 TOO!! IM HERE FOR THE PS5~ *the domain kills him then it cuts to the next scene* rocky: There we took out the spirit! Now can we have the~ *gojo cuts them off* gojo: Good job! Now Your first lesson is how to dodge! rocky: but we never agree- *gojo hits rocky with a full on right hook and gets knocked across the world through several walls* *cuts to him none stop going thru walls* rocky: AHHH FUCK FUCK OUCH FUCK!!! *cuts back to myron and gojo* myron: AYO WHY YOU HIT HIM SO HARD CUH?! *rocky comes back and walks into frame and his skin tone turned white* rocky: Yooo what the hell kakashi!! Why you do me dirty?? *gojo and myron stares at rocky* rocky: what? *rocky looks at his hands and gets shocked* rocky: BRUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!! MYRON!! HELP!!! IM PRIVALGED!!!! MYRON!!!!! myron: YO YO CALM DOWN BRO!! CHILL CHILL WE CAN FIX THIS!! rocky: BROO! IM PRIVALED FUCK FUCK!!! I GOT GOOD CREDIT!!! FUCKKKKKK!!! TURN ME BACK!! myron: YO BRO CALM DOWN AND EAT THIS SNICKERS!! rocky: WHAT THE FUCK THAT GONNA DO NIGGA??!! myron: CHILL!! YOU AINT YOU WHEN YOUR HUNGRY!! gojo: whelp.. I turned "slap the black outta you" to a WHOLEEEE new level! Haha! rocky: PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK!! FIX MEEEE!!! *gojo slaps rocky in the back of the head* gojo: SILENCE!! *when rocky got slapped he turned back to black* rocky: what the hell wrong wit you kakashi?? *sukuna pops up* sukuna: HAHAHA! rocky: Yo Kakashi who is that?? gojo: DUDE IM NOT FUCKING KAKASHI!- *gojo gets cut off and sukuna begins his evil speech* sukuna: There are scum and there are bastards There are simps and there are Floridians. But regardless you are all beneath me, You are all nothing more than dirt underneath my black Air Force ones. sukuna: If it wasn’t for the limit of my fingers I would’ve ended you all in less of a second. The different between you and I is that I’m more of a fuck boy and you fuck boys, we’re not the same. sukuna: As long as I am alive you’re all nothing more than mutts for my entertainment. Everyone you know and love will be under my mercy and will be blown away with a blink of an eye. sukuna: I am the strongest, the most powerful I am the one who is the pinnacle I am the god of all and everything beneath me! sukuna: I am the king of curses! *pandora pops up outta thin air* rocky: m-mom?? *Pandora just ignores him but have hard man Hands throat grip sakuna* pandora: Horny. sukuna: wait wu~ *pandora vanishes with sukuna* *everyone just stares in confusion* myron: so was there a ps5 or not? The end.